Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
53:11VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🌞 EXPLORING PUERTO PLATA DR * OLD FASHION LESSON AT CRAFT SOCIAL 🥃
22:32CompareMSC YACHT CLUB UPGRADE!?? NCL NEW SHIP * CARNIVAL'S NEW SHIPS!
40:51VlogCARNIVALS OLD MUSTER?! PREPARE TO SINK!ROYAL’S FREE SHUTTLE! 2 BOTTLES 🍷🍷 ONE FOR EACH OF YA!
24:45VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND GROUP CRUISE PRICE REDUCTION!!!🍷🍹🎉 GET YOUR PASSPORT ✅ FORGOTTEN LUGGAGE ON ROYAL!
19:09VlogDORKS 🍻DAILY AT COCOA BEACH 🏖️ CELEBRITY DRINK PACKAGE CHANGES!!??🥃 #cruisenews
41:01VlogSTOLEN LUGGAGE on CARNIVAL & BILLS A TODDLER!?? ROYAL LEAVES BALTIMORE! WEEKEND RECAP 🍻
26:22VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🍹 ANOTHER SEA DAY🎉
15:56VlogCARNIVAL GLORY MISSES PORTS!! BUT THAT GROUP CRUISE THOUGH… #cruisenews
26:53VlogBOMB THREAT 💣 IN PORT MIAMI*BUS ACCIDENT IN BARCELONA * NCL NEW SHOWS! DREW BARRYMORE IS A GODMOTHER
26:54VlogTOM’S 31! 🎂 SAILBOAT HITS CARNIVAL JUBILEE!!! NO SLOTHS 🦥 OR MONKEY 🐒 BUSINESS IN HONDURAS 🇭🇳
22:30VlogFASTER PUSSYCAT’S FIANCÉ GOES OVERBOARD ON 80’s CRUISE!! ANOTHER GUN ON A SHIP??! HASH HOUSE A GO GO
12:44VlogCARNIVAL PAYS OUT 💸MAN OVERBOARD 80’s CRUISE 🙏🏻
34:13VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🥂 SEA DAY FUN!!🌞
15:24VlogNO COFFEE MAKERS ON CARNIVAL ☕️ * SS UNITED STATES ON THE MOVE 🇺🇸 ALASKAS NEW CRUISE TAX 💸
15:23VlogSPY CAUGHT IN PORT CANAVERAL!!! PIRATE 🏴☠️ ATTACK ON CELEBRITY??! SPRING BREAKRS JUST GET MARRIED 💒
18:31TipsCARNIVAL GLORY BALCONY ON FIRE !!🔥CROWN PRINCESS TIPS!! CARNIVAL SAYS NO SOLO!
21:37VlogCARNIVALS CELEBRATION KEY RANT 🤬 PEARL COVE ISNT ACCESSIBLE?! AND CLOSES AT 1:00?!
1:59:45VlogSUNSET🥃LIVE!! GROUP CRUISE CHAT & MAKING FOOD!
34:34VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX * KEY🍻WEST
8:35VlogFAREWELL CAPTAIN KATE!!💔
20:26VlogIS CARNIVALS PEARL COVE TOO EXPENSIVE???!!💸 SS UNITED STATES IS ON THE MOVE!!
25:57VlogVIRGIN SCAMMERS ☎️ EX CANCELS CRUISE!! JIM SEES A FLORIDA PANTHER 🐆 CELEBRATION KEY🎉 IS IN THE MIST!
15:17VlogJIM’S JEALOUS OF HEALD!? 😂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEX! MORE BROWNIES * SNEAKY CRUISER 😏 HI CECILIA!!💕
27:11VlogDON’T F… WIT CREW, SERVERS, DEALERS, BARBERS , STAFF 🇺🇸 IT’S BEEN WINDY 🌬️