Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
8:00VlogCHEF ARRESTED ON SKY PRINCESS * ROYAL CARIBBEAN IS FOR THE DOGS!!🐶 🐾
46:23VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX * BOARDING DAY FUN * SUSHI * SILENT DISCO 💃🏻 ROOM TOUR 7193
9:28VlogSPIDER ATTACK 🕷️ SHUT UP & MUSTER 🙄 MSC TAKES MIAMI ☀️ SS UNITED STATES IS ON THE MOVE 🇺🇸
25:12VlogJETSKI’S ARE NO JOKE! ROYAL IS GETTING SUED & HAS A NEW HOME PORT! NCL NOW TAKING PAYPAL 💸
17:07VlogIS JIM THE NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR OR MAITRE D ??!! #cruisenews
23:34VlogFIGHTING ON THE BEACH 🙄CARNIVAL SAYS YES TO $2.00 BILLS 💵 DISNEY TRASURE 🔥 NCL WON’T STOP CALLIN!
34:03VlogE A G L E S 🦅 TALKING FOOTBALL & CRUISE NEWS & GROUP CRUISES🎉
7:38VlogITS OVER!!😩 DISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!
19:56VlogI’M ALIVE!!🍹 #cruisenews
22:46VlogSKIN CANCER SUCKS… NEW NCL MEGA SHIPS * NO CHAIR HOGGING ON ROYAL!! NO SMOKING CASINO* GO BIRDS!🦅
25:35VlogCRUISERS LEFT!!?? DON’T FORGET AIRPLANE MODE!! Margaritaville at Sea gets a GLOW UP🔥
9:52VlogCARNIVAL GROUP CRUISE??!!!🍻🍹 #cruisenews
17:29VlogLIVE FROM COCOA BEACH!GHOST SHIPS!?NO GAMING ON CARNIVAL * DEEP CLEAN ON PRINCESS * DISNEY SKIPS PR
0:13CARNIVAL GLORY CUT IN HALF??!! #carnival #cruisenews #carnivalglory #portcanaveral #carnivalcruise
33:38VlogCELEBRITY EQUINOX 🍹 NASSAU * CRUISE PORT* STRAW MARKET!
40:21VlogDORKS🍹DAILY☀️LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX 🍹
1:21:59VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!! #cruisenews
29:37VlogDISNEY GRATUITIES * MSC ❤️’s PORT CANAVERAL🎉 VIRGIN VOYAGES IS ON 🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:00:28VlogFREEPORT 🍹 CELEBRITY EQUINOX 🎉 HELIPAD EXPERIENCE ✈️
21:24VlogGO BIRDS!! 🦅 ARRESTED IN MIAMI! WHO GETS OFF THE FREEDOM!! BIG DAY FOR PORT CANAVERAL!
45:17VlogLIVE!! FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX 🍹🍸🎉
16:36VlogWIVES ON THE WAVES CRUISE??!! COSTA CAPTAIN MAY GO FREE??!! MSC’S GOT DREW & ORLANDO🏹
19:03VlogCARNIVAL’S NEW AGE RESTRICTIONS!! SMALL SHIPS & FRENCH FRIES 🍟 DISNEY CRUISE & ICELAND PRICE HIKES!
19:37VlogMAN STABBED ON PRINCESS!! SHOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR INFANT ON THR SHIP???!! CELEBRITY ADDS A NEW SHIP!🥂