Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
1:25:00VlogCOCO CAY!!🍹🌊🍤 CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🎉 HIDEAWAY BEACH 🏖️
41:07VlogTENDER BOAT GROUNDED!!! CARNIVAL DEALS WITH VEGANS 🥑 WRAP YOUR OWN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!🎁
23:20VlogJIM’S NEW UNDERWEAR & WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT😂🤷🏼♀️👽🍻🐒
31:38VlogWE’RE FIGHTING🐍… MONKEY ON THE LOOSE!?PRAYERS FOR DECEASED CRUISER & CREW 🙏🏻❤️ DRONE TALK 👽
17:00VlogDORKS👽DAILY🍹GIVE THE CREW A DAY OFF NOT BAKED GOODS!!🍪 DRONES IN THE MIST ✨
56:25VlogDRONE INVASION!!?? WHATS UP WIT THE DRONES?!👽🔫🤷🏼♀️ CRUISE CHAT 🛳️
48:44VlogOUR FIRST BACK 2 BACK CRUISE!!!🍸ON THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍸
14:58VlogBED BUGS ON REGAL PRINCESS??!! MSC CHANGES DRINK PACKAGE 🙄 YACHT HITS ALLURE OF THE SEAS!
25:32VlogNEW!! ROYAL BEACH CLUB🏖️PARADISE ISLAND! SICK ON SHIPS 🤒💩 NO CANNONS 🎉 ON CELEBRITY! JIMS RANTING …
27:40VlogCARNIVALS WEIRD… DISNEY CRUISE * TOO MUCH BOOZE 🍸 THE MSC FIGHT CONTINUES 🥴
21:19VlogMSC GONE WILD!!🔥🫣
25:50VlogDORKS🍹DAILY FROM COCOA BEACH🏖️ CARNIVAL WIFI PRICE HIKE💸 NCL CRUISES CANCELLED 😡 FLOOD ON ROYAL…🙄
38:06VlogSEA DAY🍹CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🎉
17:10VlogLOOFAH’S!!?? NEW ROYAL BAN 🛜 CRUISE SCAMMER!!!
18:59VlogDORKS 🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!
22:52VlogPRICED OUTTA CRUISING? MAN OVERBOARD! WHEN NUNS ATTACK 🙏🏻 JIMS CAUSING TROUBLE 😈 WE’RE IN FREEPORT🍹
26:23VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX!!!
16:21VlogDORKS 🛳️ DAILY🎉 from Jetty Park!
36:54VlogSEA DAY 🍹 CELEBRITY REFLECTION ☀️🌊🌀 HURRICANE CRUISE!
30:03VlogNEW GROUP CRUISES!!!🎉🥂 RANDOM CRUISE CHAT 😂🏖️🎉🍻🥂🍹🛳️
2:22:35VlogTHANKSGIVING LIVE!!! We’re cooking!!
26:28VlogUPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE 🍍 CHALLENGE!! CARNIVAL 🍍 BAN! DUDES GOIN TO JAIL! PRINCESS CRUISES NEW ROSE’ 🍷
42:27TipsPACKING TIPS!! GETTING READY FOR OUR CELEBRITY EQUINOX CRUISE 🛳️ UNBOXING MY NEW LEVEL 8 LUGGAGE!!!
42:02Vlog