Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
I won't be attending this one because just free interior room, drinks on us in the casino. Not really something that catches my attention
ARD Cruising
If you do not cruise for 5 years, you lose all of your status. It completely expires and goes away and you start at zero.
Sea Beyond Disney
If you don't want to deal with kids shenanigans on a cruise ship, do not go on a ship in the in the middle of the summer.
Tall Man's Cruise Adventures
When you're a small fish in a big pond, like we are, and someone throws you just a little bit of food that's bigger than you normally deserve, you get excited.
Tim
I think this is the best luggage that I will personally never buy. This is not to say that this is not the luggage that you should buy.
Reuben’s Random Sandwich
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
8:41VlogDORKS IN THE DARK 🌒 WE TRADED IN THE TUNDRA!!! FIGHT ON ROYAL! CARNIVAL CELEBRATES 🇺🇸 THE ❤️ BOAT
48:22VlogNASSAU 🏴☠️ SHOPPING! CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍹
29:48VlogCRAZY DAY!!! SNAKE 🐍 ATTACK!! TERRIBLE 🚙 ACCIDENT💈 NCL CANCELS CRUISES!! ROYAL DEFENDS LABADEE!
24:16VlogCHARLESTON SAYS BYE 👋 TO CARNIVAL! CANCEL YOUR RESERVATIONS! HALLMARK CHRISTMAS CRUISE🎄GAMBLE DRUNK?
19:22VlogSPEAKERS 🔊 GET BANNED * TREASURE GETS CHRISTENED 😇 NORWEGIAN PEARL IS COMING TO PHILLY!!!🦅
23:41VlogJIM’S STORY TIME 🍻 CARNIVAL CUTS PIZZA 🍕 DOG CRUISE!!?? MORE SPRINKLER ACTION 💦 DON’T SAVE CHAIRS 🏖️
16:50VlogDRIVING HOME!! ENGAGEMENT PARTY!! JIM HAD A CHEESESTEAK! CRUISE CHAT 🍻
14:10VlogLIVE FROM THE CAPE MAY FERRY!!!
32:54VlogBOARDING DAY🎉🍣🍸CELEBRITY REFLECTION!
7:59VlogWE’RE ON THE ROAD!! GOIN TO PHILLY * SS UNITED STATES WILL BE THERE! 🎡FORMAL NIGHT COMPLAINT 👗 🤵♂️
7:25VlogDORKS 🍹 DAILY 🦅 FROM THE ROAD!
11:55VlogGIVE BLOOD = FREE CRUISE 🩸 PORTABLE SPEAKERS BANNED ON CARNIVAL 🎡 PRINCESS GIVES THE GREEN LIGHT!!!
33:09VlogWHO BROUGHT THE CROCK POT?! SPIRIT PLANE GETS SHOT UP IN HAITI 🇭🇹 OUTBREAK 😷 ON PRINCESS! CABANAS???
0:28THE DISNEY TREASURE HAS ARRIVED!🥂🎉 @disneycruiseline #disneytreasure #disney #disneycruise
1:11VlogTHE DISNEY TREASURE HAS ARRIVED!!!🎉🥂
19:35VlogMSC’S NEW BLUE DIAMOND LEVEL 💎 DISNEY TREASURE RESCUE! MORE CRUISE SHIP DELAYS 🙄
15:31VlogIT’S OVER 😩 DISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
24:46VlogCRUISERS TRAPPED ON ROYAL !! GIANT WAVE 🌊 ACTION! REGAL PRINCESS CANCELS AGAIN🙄 CARNIVALS 🦃 MENU 🥂
19:23VlogYouTuber GETS KICKED OFF ROYAL!!😳& ROYAL ANNOUNCES TRANSPACIFIC CRUISES!!! PLEASE HIRE US! ANY SHIP!
45:22VlogPOPPIN BOTTLES 🍾🥂 CRUISE NEWS & JIMS BATHROOM RANT 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍾🥂
17:04VlogCRUISERS KICKED OFF IN BIMINI 😳 CARNIVAL’S NEW MASCOT 🦆 ROYAL BUYS COSTA MAYA 🏝️ #cruisenews
8:40VlogPRINCESS STEPS UP 💰 PUT A HOLD ON ROYAL CARIBBEAN 🛳️ CARNIVAL SAYS “JUST ASK”! 👘
40:49VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🍻 BIMINI 🏖️
25:24VlogHAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 🎃 FROM COCOA BEACH👻