Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
I won't be attending this one because just free interior room, drinks on us in the casino. Not really something that catches my attention
ARD Cruising
If you do not cruise for 5 years, you lose all of your status. It completely expires and goes away and you start at zero.
Sea Beyond Disney
If you don't want to deal with kids shenanigans on a cruise ship, do not go on a ship in the in the middle of the summer.
Tall Man's Cruise Adventures
When you're a small fish in a big pond, like we are, and someone throws you just a little bit of food that's bigger than you normally deserve, you get excited.
Tim
I think this is the best luggage that I will personally never buy. This is not to say that this is not the luggage that you should buy.
Reuben’s Random Sandwich
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
22:28VlogSYMPHONY OF THE SEAS FOG FIRE🔥💦 CARNIVAL’S TATTED UP & BEEFING UP SECURITY 💪🏻VIRGIN CANCELS CRUISES!
20:09VlogMISCHIEF NIGHT!🥚 PROPULSION ISSUES ARE TRENDING 🛳️ GRAND CAYMAN REDEMPTION! NO POLITICS ON CRUISES🇺🇸
16:22VlogCARNIVAL SMELLS 🌱🌳 GRAND CAYMAN NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE! OZ ON ICON 🧙🏻♂️
30:00VlogCARNIVAL SAYS TO NO WATER SHOES!! PRINCESS CRUISE CANCELED * DO HOT TUBS = LEGIONNAIRES?!!😳
27:10VlogSEA DAY 🥂 CELEBRITY BEYOND 🎉
55:07VlogMAKING PUMPKIN 🎃 BEER CHEESE!!
15:54VlogTRAGEDY IN NASSAU 🙏🏻 GRAND CAYMAN is TRYING!!! 🎰 DISNEY TREASURE IS DONE🎉✌🏻OUT ALASKA 🏔️
17:43VlogCARNIVAL FREEDOM TRANSATLANTIC JOURNEYS!! PRINCESS PARTNERS WITH BLAKE LIVELY 🍹 SEARCH HAS ENDED 🙏🏻
29:13Vlog20 YEARS!💍💒🥂WAS THE GUN FAKE??!! 🔫 WOMAN GOES OVERBOARD ON ROYAL 🙏🏻 NO YELLOWSTONE ??!! 🤠😕
25:07VlogFLIPPER ARRESTED! MESSY CRUISE ROOMS 💩 CHAIR SAVERS 🪑 DISNEY RAISES GRATUITIES! WATCH YOUR WALLET!
11:39VlogCARNIVAL’S HAT FAIL!🧢 CABINS FLOODED on NCL 🌊 SPRING BREAKERS ON CELEBRITY!!!
45:25VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🥂 GRAND CAYMAN!
17:36VlogTGIF 🎉 GO FUN ME??!! ROYAL GETS FINED & SUED! NO PUMPKIN PIE FOR YOU!🎃
19:03VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 GROUP CRUISE CHAT🥂MEDEVAC NIGHTMARE 🙏🏻 CELEBRITY GRAND VOYAGE 🛳️ MARGARITAVILLE RESORT🙄
28:31VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 ARREST ON MSC! MARGARITAVILLE BEACH RESORT 🏖️ WE’RE WEIRD TONIGHT… 😂🤷🏼♀️🍻
19:12VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! SUN PRINCESS REJECTION 😢 SOME PEOPLE ARE TALL! SS UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 DEAD BIRDS 🦜
52:30VlogCELEBRITY BEYOND 🍹COZUMEL 🎉 WE WENT TO DEL MAR!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴
18:02VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 BACK to BACK CRUISE CHAT & SOME CRUISE NEWS 🗞️
19:55VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 OUR FIRST BACK 2 BACK CRUISE ON THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍹
17:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION!!! ROYAL HAS A NEW DESTINATION🍹 NHL & NCL UNITE! 🏒
44:01VlogIS OUR CRUISE ON THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION ENDING EARLY???? 🌀🌀🌀🌀
16:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 🌀 FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION!!!
34:10VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION 🍹🍸🍣🌊
13:01Vlog🌀CRUISE UPDATE!!! CELEBRITY REFLECTION FROM NASSAU!