Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
28:02VlogOUR CAR SAGA CONTINUES 🙄 PIER RUNNER FAIL!KEEP THE FOOD ON THE SHIP!! VILLA VIE IS DONE!CRUISE NEWS
10:42VlogDISNEY WONDER TURNS 25 🥳 SS UNITED STATES UPDATE*CARNIVAL’S NEW INTERNET* ICON GOING TO GALVESTON?
1:13:50VlogSAINT THOMAS🍹ENCHANTED PRINCESS! SAVE JIM!!! MOUNTAIN RESCUE 🛟
27:35VlogCARNIVAL HAS TO PAY💰 HITS ICEBERG & DRUG BUST!! MATTRESS ON UTOPIA BALCONY*CANADA CRUISE DRAMA 🎭
29:15VlogWHEELCHAIRS UNDER ATTACK! NCL CARES FOR WHALES 🐳 STAY ON THE SHIP IN TURKEY * CHANT FAIL ON VISTA🍻
20:43VlogJIM ❤️’S his MUG! BREAKING BOTTLES🍻BOOK the DISNEY DESTINY!!! VILLA VIE💩ZERO EMISSIONS 🥂
14:10VlogDIVORCE IS EMINENT😡 VAPES GET NO LOVE💨LET THE MUSIC PLAY 🎶
12:28VlogHappy Labor Day🇺🇸CARNIVAL CUTS WATER! * ROYAL’S NEW PORT * Dr. ODESSEY * NCL CANNCELS BLISS!
1:02:01VlogPUERTO RICO 🇵🇷 ENCHANTED PRINCESS🍻
16:40VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL DINNER DATE FAIL 🍽️ * THEME PARTY CHAT * IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!
12:02VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉SS UNITED STATES🇺🇸BALCONY SMOKING ON COASTA!! FINGERPRINTS? *PRINCESS’S NEW WHISKEY🥃
17:04VlogCARNIVAL FIGHTS 🤬 CARNIVAL VISTA CANCLED 😡 HALF MOON CAY UPGRADES!!🍻
13:11VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL’S RUDE * LANDSLIDE IN KETCHIKAN * BOOK THE DISNEY DESTINY * PRINCESS INTERNET!
13:38VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!CRUISE SHIP WATCHING AT JETTY PARK!CARNIVAL IS FOOTBALL READY🏈 PRINCESS RAISES GRATUITY
1:04:08VlogPRINCESS CAYS CANCELED 😢 ENCHANTED PRINCESS🍹WE HIT A TRIFECTA! O’MALLEYS * SUSHI * GIGI’S PIZZERIA
28:29VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CARNIVAL CRUISE * TO TIP or NOT TO TIP 🤔 WILL JIM EAT MEAT 🥩 AGAIN??!!!
18:53VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! FANNY PACK!!! COMEDIANS LAID OFF * SS UNITED STATES HAS TO GO * ROYALS THEME PARK!!!! 🎉
15:11VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉JIM’S ON🔥WATER ISSUES ON ROYAL & CARNIVAL💦 GALVESTON BREAKS GROUND! CREDIT CARD FRAUD💳💸
12:49VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 CRUISE COMEDIAN ATTACKED! St. Maarten on🔥 We’re in AQUA CLASS ON THE CELEBRITY BEYOND!
50:56VlogBOARDING DAY!!! ENCHANTED PRINCESS!! SURPRISE BALCONY ROOM! THE CATCH BY RUDI’S SEA GRILL DINNER 🥂🍽️
14:57VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 NEVER ENDING PROPULSION ISSUES 🙄 CARNIVAL CRUISE CANCELLED!! DUCKS EUROPEAN VACATION 🦆
22:04VlogDISEMBARKING THE UTOPIA OF THE SEAS🎉🍳
13:09VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉VILLA VIE GAVE UP! MSC FLYS INTO JUNGLE! 🦜 JIM’S MOUNTAIN FAIL ⛰️
11:48VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 HURRICANE 🌀 ERNESTO & CRUISE PROTESTERS CAUSING CRUISE PROBLEMS!! NASSAU COULD BE FUN!!
