Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
41:09VlogLive from the Utopia of the Seas!!!🎉
0:55TourROYAL CARIBBEAN UTOPIA OF THE SEAS!! Room 14218🍹 @RoyalCaribbean#royalcaribbean #utopiaoftheseas
11:45VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🎉 TOMORROW IS CRUISE DAY!! UTOPIA OF THE SEAS🥂 PHILLY CRUISE*SS UNITED STATES TOURS 🇺🇸
29:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE COMING TO PHILLY!! CARNIVAL NEWS! MARDI GRAS GOES TRANSATLANTIC!!
30:58VlogDISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY APEX!😩
25:56VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!! LICE ON CARNIVAL!!! ROYAL WORLD CRUISE*ROYAL HELPS GERNADA * JOHN HELD AT IT AGAIN 🙄
12:27VlogDORKS🍹DAILY🏖️ PRINCESS BREAKING RECORDS! UTOPIA ITINERARY CHANGE!! NASSAU CRUISE PORT IN MOTION!
57:41VlogSEA DAY!!! CELEBRITY APEX🍹🍻🌞🎸
29:22VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!! JIM’S 50🎉
30:34VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! PRINCESS PIZZA PARTY*SS UNITED STATES UPDATE*CRUISE PORTS FED UP*YACHT CLUB NEWS!
13:07UTOPIA OF THE SEAS!!!🥂🎉 ARRIVING IN PORT CANAVERAL 🔥
20:15VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! UTOPIA IS HERE*CELEBRITY LUGGAGE OVERBOARD*CARNIVAL CRUISERS WANT FANS & VAPES!
21:15VlogDORKS🍹DAILY! CARNIVAL VENEZIA PLAYING BUMPER CARS*🌀Beryl STILL AT IT *PRINCESS MEDEVAC*CRUISE FIGHTS
17:08VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!! BOY LOST & FOUND IN GERMANY * ROYAL FIGHT 🤺 SITKA CRUISES ARE A GO!🎉
35:18VlogCOZUMEL🌞CELEBRITY APEX🍹
17:17VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!! UTOPIA of the SEAS 😇 GODMOTHER ANNOUNCED! CRUISE SHIP DELAYED * CREW MEMBER TRAGEDY🙏🏻
14:01VlogDORKS🍻DAILY!!! Carnival Daredevil 😈 🌀BERYL STILL A PROBLEM * DISNEY WANTS OUT * PIRATE ATTACK🏴☠️
21:43CompareDORKS🍹DAILY!!! 🌀BERYL * UTOPIA ON THE MOVE * PRINCESS DINING * NEW DISNEY SHIPS * CARNIVAL FIGHTS 🤺🍕
19:31VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!! FIGHTING ON CARNIVAL * ADULTS ONLY BREASTFEEDING * HIDEAWAY BEACH PRICES
1:04:43VlogCELEBRITY APEX🍹SEA DAY FUN!!!🥴
16:49TipsDORKS🍹DAILY!!! CARNIVAL GLITCH * PRINCESS PRICE MATCH * ROYAL DRINK PACKAGE PRICES
17:34VlogDORKS🍹DAILY * CHILD DRUGGED ON CARNIVAL!!! BALTIMORE PARKING 💰PRICE HIKE!! * DISNEY’S NEW SHIP!
10:21VlogDORKS🍹DAILY!!! ICON 🔥* CARNIVAL💰MOSTLY LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂
16:14Vlog