LIVE FROM THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!! We’re drunk in the room lol well I’m drunk…😂😂😂🍹🍹🍹
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What This Creator Said
4 Happy Bacon
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Creator's Key Takeaways
the ascent is amazing beyond beyond book The Edge book The Edge class get only the edge ships
the shows are so good so good yeah the shows are so good
the food has been fabulous oh my God you don't even need to go to the restaurant
the plunge pools are so fun on here yeah but there's only what 15 people allowed
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓get to the shows early to get a seat
✓book the Edge class ships
✓go to Cafe Al Bacio for desserts instead of the buffet
✓use center elevators to get off the ship
🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:
getting a good seat for shows — get there early, especially for Eden shows
finding the best elevators to get off the ship — use center elevators, not the front
Questions This Creator Answers
QWhat is the Celebrity Ascent ship like?
QHow is the entertainment on the Celebrity Ascent?
QWhat is the food like on the Celebrity Ascent?
QWhat are the plunge pools like on the Celebrity Ascent?
Topics Covered
Loyalty Program2½ Happy BaconService Crew4 Happy BaconEntertainment Shows4½ Happy BaconDining Buffet4½ Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks4 Happy BaconPool Deck3½ Happy BaconWifi Connectivity4½ Happy BaconCrowd Capacity3 Happy Bacon
Port Highlights
Free Port2½ Sad Bacon
Grand Cayman2½ Happy Bacon
Top: Snorkeling on a shipwreck
KML2½ Happy Bacon
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