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CARNIVAL HEADS 🎡 CARNIVAL CONQUEST FLOODS! CARNIVAL MIRACLE STILL DIRTY! NO SPIRITUAL CLEANSING 🫖

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👁️ 601 views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 15:45
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Creator Had Mixed FeelingsCruise Vlog🥈Expert Creator
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Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

Crazy weather has flooded the carnival conquest. I see that. Balconies are submerged.

They actually have um they're from Sailway Magazine. They have a Facebook page. They do podcasts and reviews of things in the UK.

The UK is warning, okay, people about these excursions, okay? Any excursion, different cruise lines offer them.

Carnival at Celebration Key is going to be totally cashless, uh, credit cardless. You're only to use your CPass card there.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Avoid spiritual cleansing shore excursions in Mexico due to safety concerns.
Ensure you return to the ship on time to avoid being left behind.
Check your cabin thoroughly upon boarding, even after dry dock.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat happened with the Carnival Conquest flooding?
QWhy was the Carnival Miracle dirty after dry dock?
QAre spiritual cleansing excursions safe?
QWhat is the policy for Celebration Key?

Topics Covered

Excursions3½ Sad BaconService Crew2½ Happy BaconValue Pricing2 Sad BaconShip Condition4 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Costa Maya2½ Sad Bacon
Cozumel
Top: spiritual cleansing
Porta Plat
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