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CELEBRITY ASCENT * GROUP CRUISE!!! SAINT MAARTEN 🍹🍻☀️🏖️

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👁️ 2K views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 25:57
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Creator's Key Takeaways

We got lucky with the weather this whole time. It's been nice.

It was only $34 for the day. We got two chairs with umbrellas and we got five beers or sodas or water and it was fabulous.

St. Martin's definitely more economical. They were great drinks.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Get a taxi to the beach instead of waiting for the shuttle if the line is too long.
Buy drinks at the beach bar because they are cheap and good.
Get the beers at the beach package and then buy mixed drinks separately for a better deal.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is there to do in St. Martin on a cruise?
QHow much does a beach day cost in St. Martin?
QWhat is the best way to get from the port to the beach in St. Martin?

Topics Covered

Dining Buffet4 Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks4½ Happy BaconPort Destination4½ Happy BaconService Crew4 Happy BaconExcursions4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

St. Martin4½ Happy Bacon
Top: New Love beach club ($34)
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