DRUNK 🥃 AGAIN!!!! ON THE CELEBRITY EQUINOX 😂 AFTER EXPLORING BONAIRE!! 🇧🇶
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👁️ 5K views📅 2 years ago⏱️ 1:11:44
What This Creator Said
2 Happy Bacon
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Creator's Key Takeaways
no hardcore sales here no one's trying to sell you which is really nice
we're officially leaving upstairs nobody knows why but we're enjoying sail away it's so beautiful
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓Return rental car with gas yourself to avoid double charge
✓Use Google Maps or maps.me for navigation on Bonaire
✓Plan to leave for ship pickup by 2:25 PM if you want to be back by 3 PM
🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:
Navigating Bonaire without road signs — Use Google Maps or maps.me and follow local guidance
Finding gas stations and refueling — Return car with gas yourself to avoid double charges
Questions This Creator Answers
QWhat is it like to explore Bonaire from a cruise ship?
QHow do you rent a car and navigate Bonaire?
QWhat are the dining and entertainment options on Celebrity Equinox?
Topics Covered
Service Crew3 Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks4 Happy BaconDining Buffet3 Happy BaconDining Main3½ Happy BaconPort Destination2½ Happy BaconExcursions1½ Happy Bacon
Port Highlights
Bonaire2½ Happy Bacon
Top: Golf cart rental
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