Scarlet Lady Review – Virgin Voyages: Better Than Feared, Worse Than Hoped & Exactly What It Cost
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Checking and embarcation was rubbish. My first time boarding in Portsmouth, and God willing, my last.
Red room 9 out of 10.
Virgin Voyages was better than I'd feared and worse than I'd hoped.
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Scarlet Lady – Better Than I’d Feared, Worse Than I’d Hoped | The Truth About Virgin Voyages Virgin Voyages: big, shiny, red, and apparently “not like other cruises.” Well… unless you’ve ever seen an atrium, a theatre, and some red light bulbs before. This is my full, brutally honest review of Scarlet Lady. From the Travelodge-style cabins to the IKEA-meets-Ryanair atrium, from decent comedy in The Red Room to a swimming pool that Tom Daley would mistake for a cup of tea — here’s what Virgin Voyages really feels like. In this video I cover: ⚓ Embarkation chaos in Portsmouth (God willing, my last time there). ⚓ Cabins, the wearable cruise card, and the mattress that wants to break your back. ⚓ Every venue onboard — from comedy clubs and casinos to bus stops and corridors pretending to be lounges. ⚓ Fitness, gyms, pools, pickleball, and the world’s saddest punchbags. ⚓ Scarlet Night, Dual Reality, and whether VV’s entertainment lives up to the hype. ⚓ Prices, extras, and what this cruise actually cost me. Scarlet Lady was better than I feared, worse than I’d hoped… but at least the food was good. Here, ladies and gentlemen, we go… 👍 Like & Subscribe for more sarcastic, brutally honest cruise reviews 👉 Scarlet Lady – the truth about Virgin Voyages, done the CruiseTube way Chapters Intro 00:00 Boarding 00:29 Atrium 02:13 Cabin 03:24 Food 05:17 The Red Room & The Manor 06:08 Casino 09:45 Bars 12:07 Salon, Barbers and Tattoos 17:35 Shops 18:17 The Galley 19:33 Gym, Sports & Keeping in Shape 20:18 Bus Stops & Richards Rooftop 26:27 Scarlet Night 27:54 Entertainment 29:13 Wrap Up 30:05 The Money 32:22 To protect peoples anonymity some AI is used to make my videos, but every word is 100% real and true.