THE GROUP CRUISE FROM HELL!!😉🔥RECAP #cruisenews
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What This Creator Said
4 Happy Bacon
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👫 Best for GroupCaribbean · Winter · 7 nightsFirst-Time Cruiser
Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.
Creator's Key Takeaways
We completed our first group cruise. It was amazing.
Everybody became friends that didn't know each other and we became friends with everyone.
St. Thomas book an excursion. That's all I got to say.
The last night at the karaoke was ridiculous.
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓Book an excursion in St. Thomas to avoid being stranded
✓Get the ocean view rooms on deck three for a unique experience
✓Try the water taxi in St. Martin for a cheap and fun beach day
🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:
Being stranded in a foreign port — Book an excursion with the ship for reliability
Kids disrupting adult activities — Be aware that celebrity cruises can have many kids, plan accordingly
Questions This Creator Answers
QWhat was the overall experience of the first group cruise?
QWhat are the best ports and activities on this itinerary?
QWhat are the concerns about kids on a celebrity cruise?
Topics Covered
Kids Family2½ Sad BaconService Crew4½ Happy BaconShip Condition4 Happy BaconCabin Interior4½ Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks3½ Happy BaconEntertainment Nightlife2½ Sad BaconExcursions1½ Sad BaconPort Destination4 Happy Bacon
Port Highlights
Porta Plata3½ Happy Bacon
Top: Fort visit
St. Martin4½ Happy Bacon
St. Thomas2 Sad Bacon
Top: Paradise Point
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
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Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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OUR 1st GROUP CRUISE ON THE CELEBRITY ASCENT!!! Email me !! Cruisedorksog@gmail.com for Group Cruise Info!!🍻🥂🍹☀️