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I Tried the Cruise Line for People Who Hate Cruises

Professor Melissa
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👁️ 52K views📅 11 months ago⏱️ 23:28
What This Creator Said
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Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

The food on Holland America Line is some of the best at sea.

Holland America Line tends to be one of the more strict cruise lines when it comes to their dress code.

Holland America Line offers something truly distinctive.

Their entertainment options are lacking.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Pack something orange for the Orange Party night.
Check if your ship has a Dutch Cafe and prefer itineraries that include one.
Be aware of the strict dress code in the main dining room and pack accordingly.
Use the Navigator app to order from the Dive-In for a quicker experience.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Perception that Holland America is just for older peopleIt's true that the average cruiser is older, but there are positives to that, like a calmer atmosphere.
Lack of kid-friendly activitiesIf you have small kids who like interaction and kid camps, Holland might not be the best choice.

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs Holland America Line worth it for people who hate cruises?
QWhat makes Holland America different from lines like Carnival or Royal Caribbean?
QShould you bring kids on a Holland America cruise?

Topics Covered

Dining Main3½ Happy BaconDining Buffet4 Happy BaconDining Room Service4½ Happy BaconEntertainment Shows2½ Sad BaconEntertainment Nightlife2 Sad BaconEntertainment Casino1 Happy BaconKids Family3 Sad BaconService Crew2½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Estonia4½ Happy Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

Curious if Holland America Line is actually worth it, or just a cruise for seniors? Or maybe you’re wondering what makes it different from lines like Carnival or Royal Caribbean? You’ll get all that here! This is my honest review of Holland America, including what I love, like the calm vibe, amazing food, and unique itineraries, and what I don’t, like the weak entertainment and limited kid options. **Download the FREE cruise packing guide** https://profmelissa.com/subscribe **Port Guide** https://profmelissa.mykajabi.com/guides **Tips on how to get FREE casino cruises** https://youtu.be/hN1JkeEGHpc **Check out this Baltic Cruise** https://youtu.be/mPc4mH0r9F8 ** Chapters ** (0:00) Is Holland America Line really just for older people? (1:22) How is Holland different from its sister cruise lines like Carnival and Princess? (6:06) What happened to the entertainment? Where did B.B. King’s go? (9:48) Does Holland America still offer classic cruise perks without the extra charges? (11:03) Why do so many people say Holland has the best buffet at sea? (15:08) Why do serious travelers love Holland’s itineraries so much? ----------------------------------------------- PODCAST Want this video in audio form? Stream my podcast: Spotify: https://profmel.com/spotify Apple: https://profmel.com/apple ----------------------------------------------- LINKS 🛳 Shop my favorite cruise outfits and essentials: https://profmel.com/shop 🛳 Want to become a travel agent? https://www.profmelissa.com/travelagent 🛳 Get my top recommended travel card: http://www.profmel.com/card 🛳 Want to book a cruise or take a cruise with me? https://profmel.com/book 🛳 Get FREE Port Guides, cruise advice, and more at https://www.profmelissa.com/ 🛳 Get my FREE Cruise Packing List & Planning Guide: https://profmel.com/subscribe 🛳 Want to book my favorite private drivers? http://www.profmel.com/drivers ------------------------------------------------- CONNECT WITH ME TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dr_melissa_newman/ ------------------------------------------------- Please note that sometimes, my posts contain affiliate links. This means I may receive a commission through purchases, but this does not affect you as a consumer or cost you more in any way. I appreciate your use of my links, as this helps support my channel. ♥️