If Cruise Lines Were Cars...
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I love Kunard, don't get me wrong, but I love it for what it actually is, and that is a mainstream line with a traditional ethos.
Royal Caribbean is a Hummer. Big, it's loud. It's packed with gimmicks.
Princess is Mercedes. It's a nice mix of new and old and everything's the way that you think it should be.
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Cruise ships are not all the same. Yet somehow, every friend, family member, and stranger in Asda seems to think they are. The truth? Each line has its own personality — and if you don’t match with the right one, you’ll probably end up hating cruising for life. So how do you explain the differences to non-cruisers? Forget the glossy brochures. Forget the corporate slogans. Think cars. Everyone 'gets' it. In this video, I line up some of the world’s biggest cruise lines alongside the cars they’d be if they were on four wheels. It’s a tongue-in-cheek way of showing just how different (and sometimes ridiculous) they really are. Whether you’re a cruise addict looking for ammunition to convert your friends, or just here for the laughs, this one’s for you. Here, ladies and gentlemen… we go. 🚢