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4 1/2 WORST CRUISE SHIP EXCURSIONS EVER!

Laurie and Gary Cruise
Laurie and Gary Cruise
🥈Expert
👁️ 1K views📅 2 years ago⏱️ 20:35
What This Creator Said
Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

it's called monkeys it's not called arts and craft store it's not called coffee

Creator's Tips & Advice

✓Wear appropriate footwear for water activities
✓Check excursion descriptions carefully for travel times and boat ride durations
✓Bring snacks and coffee if excursions have early call times
✓Research recent reviews for specific excursions

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Getting back to ship on time — Book cruise-sponsored excursions for guaranteed return
What to wear for water activities — Bring flip-flops or shoes that can get soaked
Motion sickness on boats — Be aware that boat rides can be longer and rougher than advertised
Overcrowding at popular sites — Consider that popular excursions can feel like 'Disney rides' with long lines

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the worst cruise ship excursions?
QWhich excursions should you avoid?
QWhat happens when excursions go wrong?

Topics Covered

Excursions4½ Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Amber Cove1 Happy Bacon
Top: Monkey Excursion
Bermuda2½ Sad Bacon
Top: Jewel Cave
Cartagena4 Sad Bacon
Top: Scenic Bus Tour
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YouTube Video Description↓

Gary and I have been on 14 cruises together and we almost always take Cruise Sponsored excursions! We just feel better about getting back to the ship on time when we do! We've been on some amazing cruise ship excursions and some terrible cruise ship excursions.....this video is about the "bad" ones. Don't understand what the "half" means? Watch til the end and you will! #cruisetips #cruisetipsandtricks #cruisetravel We are Laurie & Gary a married couple that both have a passion for Cruise Ship Travel! Call us the ultimate Cruise Couple! You can also follow our journey on: Facebook: Laurie&Gary.Cruise or Tiktok: @Laurieandgarycruise