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Every Bar on P&O Iona | The Best, The Worst & The Most Dangerous

Tom Cruisetube
Tom Cruisetube
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👁️ 332 views📅 1 months ago⏱️ 8:08
What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
Northern_europe · WinterVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

I do not drink, but even I was driven to the bottle on Iona, one of the UK's biggest ships where it's safe to say that most people love to have a go at beating the drinks package.

The atmosphere is a bit naff. It's open plan and cold feeling.

It's a dark, cozy little spot with a choice of comfy seating at the dodgy end and okay normal chairs lined up facing the blocked in a corner sort of stage.

It's way more chill up here than the rest of the ship.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Book the 710 Club in advance for most shows, but the late show is for walk-ins.
Avoid outdoor bars in winter, as they are not enjoyable.
Visit the Crow's Nest for a more elegant and chill atmosphere.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhich bars on P&O Iona are worth your time?
QWhat are the best and worst bars on the ship?
QWhere should you go for a drink on Iona?

Topics Covered

Dining Bars Drinks1 Happy BaconCrowd Capacity1½ Sad BaconShip Condition2½ Happy Bacon
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YouTube Video Description

P&O Iona is one of the biggest cruise ships sailing from the UK… and it has a LOT of bars. Now, I don’t really drink. But after a week onboard Iona… WELL... From the chaotic atrium watering holes and Wetherspoons-At-Sea boozer… To hidden cabaret lounges, wine bars, pool bars and the surprisingly classy Crow’s Nest at the very top of the ship… In this video I visit every single bar on Iona and give you the honest CruiseTube rundown: • Which bars are worth your time • Which ones feel like an airport pub • Where the live music is actually good • Where you’ll find karaoke, quizzes and football on the telly • And which bar managed to score a spectacular 0/10 Whether you’re trying to beat the drinks package, find the best atmosphere, or just work out where to grab a quiet drink away from 5,000 other guests… this guide will help you navigate the drinking scene on P&O’s (second) biggest ship. So grab a coffee, a cocktail or whatever poison floats your cruise ship… And let’s tour every bar on P&O Iona. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 00:44 Emerald Bar 02:02 The 710 Club 03:13 Limelight Club 04:32 The Glass House 05:27 Brodie’s 06:35 Sindhu Bar 07:23 The Club House 08:28 Sunset Bar 09:18 Skydome Bars (Crystal & Laguna) 10:02 Infinity Bar 10:39 Crow’s Nest 12:00 Deck 18 Outdoor Bars 12:32 Final Verdict If you enjoy honest, occasionally sarcastic cruise reviews from someone who pays for their own trips and says what he ACTUALLY think, you’re in the right place. Welcome to CruiseTube.