WE GOT SQUATTERS ACROSS THE STREET AND 2 BUM FEET 👣… JIM’S CURMUDGEON 😠😂
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What This Creator Said
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Creator's Key Takeaways
If you're cruising this weekend out of the port of Miami on Saturday, okay, maybe stay overnight Friday, tomorrow, change your plans.
There's over 55,000 estimated passengers coming out and in cuz remember, everyone's coming out also as they're coming in to cruise.
We also have an update on the situation across the street, but let's get to the news first.
Creator's Tips & Advice
✓If cruising from Miami on Saturday, leave your house at 4:00 a.m. to avoid traffic.
✓Stay overnight Friday or change plans to cruise on Friday instead.
✓Consider sleeping in your car in the parking garage to save money.
✓Get a hotel with a shuttle to avoid driving in the traffic.
Questions This Creator Answers
QHow to avoid traffic when cruising from Miami on a Saturday with a 5K run and multiple ships in port.
QWhat is happening with the squatters across the street.
Topics Covered
Embarkation2½ Sad BaconCrowd Capacity2 Sad BaconItinerary Route3 Happy Bacon
Port Highlights
Galveston
Miami2½ Sad Bacon
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