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1 Week Cruising the Rhine onboard the TUI Maya River Boat

Travel Blog Jamie
Travel Blog Jamie
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πŸ‘οΈ 37K viewsπŸ“… 1 years ago⏱️ 58:01

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Editorial Summary

The creator documents a week-long festive river cruise along the Rhine aboard the TUI Maya. The journey begins with a flight from London Gatwick to Frankfurt, followed by transfers and boarding procedures. The video provides a detailed walkthrough of the ship's amenities, including the cabin features, the observatory lounge, the bistro, and the wellness suite. The creator evaluates the onboard experience through food reviews of various meals, ranging from buffet breakfasts to a formal Christmas Day gala dinner. The itinerary includes several port visits, such as Mainz and Frankfurt, where the creator explores local Christmas markets and landmarks like the Koblenz cable car and Christmas Gardens. The creator concludes the first part of the series by reviewing the value of the full board plus package and the optional drinks upgrade, noting that the crew provides a high level of service despite some minor scheduling delays during the holiday period.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

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Barely Crispy
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A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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❀️ Best for CoupleNorthern_europe · Winter · 7 nightsFrom MainzVeteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

TUI river cruises, in my opinion, are of the best value on the market too!

I'll show you the fly-cruise process from London Gatwick to Frankfurt, transfers to our boat, TUI Maya, in Mainz

Matthew and I paid just over Β£3,000 each for this week's river cruise that price includes your return flights transfers accommodation full Board Plus which means breakfast lunch dinner and drinks included

The food was beautifully presented really good ingredients and absolutely delicious

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book the drinks package if you plan to have multiple cocktails per day
βœ“Use the TUI Navigate web page for port information and daily programs
βœ“Arrive early to the Club Lounge for a favorite spot on board

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

What to wear for evening dress code β€” TUI is informal; men should wear trousers or tailored shorts and a collar, polo is fine
How to get on and off the boat β€” Hand in your cruise key card at reception when going ashore and get a pass to return

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the fly-cruise process for a river cruise?
QWhat facilities are available onboard TUI Maya?
QWhat is the cost and value of a TUI river cruise?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition4 Happy BaconValue Pricing3Β½ Happy BaconItinerary Route4 Happy BaconService Crew4Β½ Happy BaconDining Main4Β½ Happy BaconCabin Balcony4 Happy BaconEmbarkation3Β½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Bacharach4 Happy Bacon
Frankfurt3Β½ Happy Bacon
Top: Cable car to Fortress and Christmas Gardens (Β£26 each for a combo ticket)
Koblenz4 Happy Bacon
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