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10 Cruise Buffet Foods You Should NEVER Eat

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👁️ 46K views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 11:53

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The creator provides a comprehensive guide for cruise passengers to navigate buffet dining while avoiding common pitfalls. The video identifies specific food items that may be of lower quality or safety concerns, such as powdered scrambled eggs, overcooked bacon, and sushi that has sat out too long. The creator suggests alternatives like visiting omelet stations, carving stations, or specialty restaurants to ensure freshness and better taste. Beyond specific foods, the video covers broader buffet etiquette and logistical advice. This includes managing expectations regarding buffet coffee and tropical drinks, as well as navigating the crowds during embarkation day. The creator also emphasizes hygiene practices, such as using hand sanitizer and avoiding shared condiment bottles. Additional tips include managing food allergies by speaking with supervisors, taking smaller portions to avoid waste, and being mindful of dress codes. The video concludes by suggesting that passengers use landmarks to navigate the large dining areas and recommends eating during off-peak hours to avoid the heaviest crowds.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

Some options could upset your stomach, leave you bloated, or just plain ruin your day at sea.

Sushi at sea can be sketchy. If it's been sitting out for too long, it's a no-go.

The drink of the day is often overpriced sugar water with barely any booze.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Head to the omelet station for fresh eggs instead of buffet scrambled eggs.
Look for carved ham at the carving station instead of buffet bacon.
Get sushi right when the buffet opens or at a specialty restaurant.
Opt for bottled water if sensitive to desalinized sea water.
Find the poolside grill or burger bar for fresh burgers.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Overwhelming buffet crowdsCheck if the main dining room is open for a quieter sit-down lunch.
Food allergies and cross-contaminationSpeak up before sailing, talk to a manager, and ask for a supervisor if needed.
Not knowing how to navigate the buffetTake note of landmarks like the soup bar or ice cream machine to find your table.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat cruise buffet foods should you avoid?
QHow can you eat smarter and stay well at sea?
QWhat are common cruise buffet mistakes to avoid?

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