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10 "Hush Hush" Cruise Tips No One Else Will Tell You

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πŸ‘οΈ 89K viewsπŸ“… 2 years ago⏱️ 12:50

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Editorial Summary

The creator provides several unconventional insights for cruise passengers to improve their experience and manage expectations. He explains that even when a cruise line imposes a 100% cancellation penalty for no-shows, passengers are typically refunded port fees, taxes, and pre-purchased items like excursions. He discusses the strategic reason cruise lines offer discounts on packages early, noting that it ensures passengers have a fresh wallet for onboard spending. For dining, he suggests attempting to walk into specialty restaurants without a reservation, as staff may still seat guests during off-peak hours. The video also addresses loyalty programs, suggesting that high-tier status is often overrated for those who do not sail frequently. Regarding ship selection, the creator notes that older ships can offer a calmer, more affordable experience compared to massive new vessels. To avoid crowds of children, he recommends choosing high-end lines, sailing during school sessions, or booking longer itineraries. He also highlights that health, safety, and crime data are public information available through government oversight. Finally, he advises keeping carry-on luggage small for early boarding and notes that cruise lines often wait until the last possible moment to reschedule due to weather to avoid logistical disruptions.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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What This Creator Said
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I missed the cruise ship for the first time ever long story short I flew in the morning of the cruise but a perfectly timed thunderstorm meant that my morning fight was delayed I missed a connection and then I couldn't reach the port in time before the ship left

Cruise Lines want to make money and one way to do that is to make sure a passenger has what's called a fresh wallet when they board

I found that often the staff will still seat you on a recent virgin voyages cruise for example reservations through the app were completely full when I tried to eat in the Mexican restaurant I got dressed anyway I headed down and I found that there was almost no one there I was seated immediately without any question or hesitation

loyalty status is well it's a bit overrated in my opinion there are some okay perks but until you you get into those upper tiers you really don't get that much

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book packages ahead of time for a discount
βœ“Try to get a seat at a specialty restaurant even without a reservation if reservations are full
βœ“Keep your carry-on small if boarding early
βœ“Purchase at least one shore excursion for memorable experiences

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Cancellation penalties β€” You still get port fees, taxes, and pre-purchased items refunded even with a 100% penalty on cruise fare
Restaurant reservations β€” Try to walk in without a reservation, especially if eating early or late

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhy do cruise lines offer discounts on packages before the cruise?
QHow can you get a table at a specialty restaurant when reservations are full?
QAre loyalty programs worth it?
QWhat are the benefits of sailing on older ships?
QHow can you avoid kids on your cruise?

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