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10 Things Not To Do On A Cruise Ship Balcony (Ever!)

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👁️ 106K views📅 7 years ago⏱️ 8:01

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Gary Bainbridge provides a comprehensive guide regarding ten specific behaviors to avoid while using a cruise ship balcony. He begins with safety concerns, emphasizing that passengers should never sit on, stand on, or climb the balcony railings to prevent accidental falls. The creator notes that smoking and vaping are strictly prohibited by cruise lines and can result in disembarkation. He also warns against throwing any items overboard, including rubbish or lighted matches, due to environmental risks and the potential for wind to blow items back onto the ship. Privacy is another major theme, as Bainbridge advises against nudity or sexual activity on balconies because of security cameras and the visibility of neighboring cabins. Regarding cabin maintenance, he explains why leaving balcony doors open can disrupt air conditioning systems and create wind tunnels. He further addresses etiquette, suggesting that passengers avoid playing loud music or being boisterous to respect the relaxation of others. Finally, the video advises against using balconies to dry clothes or leaving balcony lights on, noting that these actions are unsightly, can lead to lost items, or ruin the nighttime experience for fellow travelers.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

never sit on stand on or climb on the railing on a balcony it is completely crazy and it's completely mad

cruise lines are actually under their rules able to ask you to leave the ship and disembark you at the next port

don't throw anything overboard don't throw any rubbish don't throw bottles with messages in

naked sunbathing and nudity on your balcony is much more risky than you think it could be

Creator's Tips & Advice

Never sit, stand, or climb on the balcony railing.
Do not smoke or vape on the balcony.
Do not throw anything overboard from the balcony.
Avoid sunbathing or standing nude on the balcony.
Do not leave the balcony door open.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Falling off the balconyNever sit, stand, or climb on the railing; most overboard incidents involve risky behavior.
Privacy on the balconyAvoid nude sunbathing or intimate activities due to cameras and visibility from other balconies.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the things you should never do on a cruise ship balcony?

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Cabin Balcony1½ Sad BaconSafety Medical2½ Sad BaconService CrewMeh
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