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10 Things Wrong with Cruises

La Lido Loca
La Lido Loca
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πŸ‘οΈ 79K viewsπŸ“… 6 years ago⏱️ 21:57

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Editorial Summary

In this video, Tony from Lolita Loca shares ten specific aspects of the cruising experience that he finds disagreeable. He begins by addressing logistical frustrations such as crowds, lines, and the prevalence of line cutters. He moves into behavioral and systemic issues, criticizing food waste on buffet lines and the perceived lack of meaningfulness in the mandatory muster drill process. The creator also highlights the stress caused by constant upselling from crew members and the cramped nature of standard cruise cabins. Regarding finances, he discusses the complexities of the gratuity system, the practice of nickel and diming passengers for various amenities, and the high cost of individual beverages. Finally, the creator addresses social dynamics within the cruising community, specifically criticizing the snobbery of experienced cruisers and the intense tribalism seen between fans of different cruise lines. He concludes by suggesting that while these issues exist, travelers should not let them cause undue stress.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship ReviewπŸ…Authority Creator
Veteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

I hate food waste that's right the fat guy hates food waste you see it all over the cruise ship

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Take only what you will eat from the buffet to avoid food waste
βœ“Consider pre-paying gratuities or tipping in cash if you are unsure about the system
βœ“Be aware of upselling tactics and take time to breathe before making purchases

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Crowds and lines β€” Be prepared for embarkation day crowds and line cutters
Food waste β€” Take only what you will eat to avoid waste
Muster drill β€” Understand it's essential for safety, even if poorly executed

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are some common complaints about cruising?
QHow can cruisers avoid food waste?
QWhy is the muster drill process often criticized?

Topics Covered

Crowd Capacity3Β½ Sad BaconDining Buffet3 Sad BaconSafety Medical2Β½ Sad BaconService Crew2 Sad BaconCabin Interior2Β½ Sad BaconValue Pricing2 Sad BaconDrink Package3 Sad Bacon
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