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11 "Adult" Cruise Tips Others Just Won't Share

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Cruzely.com
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πŸ‘οΈ 567K viewsπŸ“… 9 months ago⏱️ 13:43

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Editorial Summary

The creator provides a series of unconventional tips for adult passengers looking to navigate specific social and legal aspects of cruising. The discussion begins with advice regarding balcony privacy and the potential for neighbors to see passengers who are undressed. The creator warns that while some may consider bringing substances like cannabis on board, cruise lines follow federal laws and utilize drug sniffing dogs to enforce these rules. Regarding beverage packages, the video explains how to maximize value by understanding drink limits and timing restrictions on specific lines like Carnival and Princess. To avoid children, the creator suggests sailing during school sessions or booking luxury lines and exclusive ship areas. The video also touches on social opportunities through singles meetups and the importance of privacy in staterooms, noting that room stewards and cruise line policies regarding room access should be considered. Additionally, the creator covers swimsuit etiquette, the existence of niche nude and lifestyle cruises, and the presence of cameras in public spaces. Finally, the video compares duty-free alcohol prices to those found on land and highlights adult-oriented entertainment, such as R-rated comedy shows and passenger-led games.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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What This Creator Said
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Creator's Key Takeaways

Guests must be appropriately attired, including while on stateateroom balconies, if visible to others on board, on other vessels, or ashore.

Cruise lines, they follow federal laws. So, even if you're sailing from a state where it's legal, they don't allow the stuff on board.

Spend more for a luxury line, they're going to be fewer kids on board.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Step out on the balcony ahead of time to ensure neighbors aren't there.
βœ“Leave drugs at home as cruise lines follow federal laws and are cracking down.
βœ“Check drink package limits and timing restrictions to maximize value.
βœ“Schedule cruises when school is in session to avoid kids.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Nudity on balcony β€” Ensure neighbors aren't present and bring a towel; check cruise line policies.
Bringing prohibited items β€” Leave drugs and other prohibited items at home to avoid issues.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat should adults know about going bare on a cruise balcony?
QHow can adults avoid kids on a cruise?
QWhat are the rules about bringing drugs or alcohol on a cruise?
QHow can adults make the most of drink packages?
QWhat adult entertainment options are available on cruises?

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