11 Tips Cruise Lines DON'T Want You to Know (But They Aren't Against the Rules)

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The creator provides several strategies to help cruise passengers save money and improve their vacation experience by understanding cruise line operations. Regarding beverage packages, the creator suggests calculating the daily cost of individual drinks to determine if a package is truly cost-effective, noting that rules often require all cabin mates to purchase one. For boarding, the creator observes that assigned times are often not strictly enforced, allowing for potential flexibility. Environmental concerns are addressed by advising passengers to check exhaust locations before sunbathing on the back of the ship. Dining tips include ordering multiple entrees to combat small portion sizes and utilizing the dining room at any time, regardless of assigned seating. To manage costs, the creator recommends purchasing pre-cruise items to lock in lower prices through dynamic pricing, avoiding expensive onboard pharmacies, and being cautious with balcony cabins on shorter trips. Additionally, the creator suggests treating private island days as free beach days to avoid extra fees and notes that cruise sales are frequent and recurring, meaning passengers do not need to rush into bookings during limited-time offers.
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if you've taken a cruise to the Caribbean you know cruise lines are very happy to sell you a drink package
the staff seems to care less and less about your assigned boarding time
cruise ships throw out some heavy exhaust and thankfully they seem to be getting more and more serious about reducing those emissions
you can order more than one entree in the dining room
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