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5 Things Cruise Lines Don’t Want You To Know

Jayson Judson
Jayson Judson
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👁️ 46K views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 0:49

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The creator provides five specific warnings for travelers regarding cruise ship experiences. First, the creator suggests that beverage packages may not be a worthwhile investment, particularly on itineraries with intensive activities. Second, while smoking is prohibited on private balconies, the creator notes that cigarette smoke can still be smelled, advising passengers to research the location of smoking sections before selecting a cabin. Third, the creator highlights potential noise issues in cabins due to metal walls and ceilings, recommending the use of a sound machine. Fourth, the video addresses the reality of crime on ships, describing them as small cities where passengers should remain vigilant and avoid bad situations. Finally, the creator warns that a lack of planning can lead to unexpected costs, suggesting that travelers use a packing list to avoid being nickel and dimed throughout the trip.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

even though smoking isn't allowed on your balcony many times unfortunately you can smell cigarettes

your cruise cabin can be noisy the walls and ceilings are made of metal

crime does happen understand a ship is a small City and unfortunately not everyone has the best intentions

Creator's Tips & Advice

understand where the smoking sections are located before booking your cabin
always bring a sound machine for cabin noise
don't put yourself in bad situations and keep your guard up
have a good packing list to avoid being nickel and dimed

Questions This Creator Answers

QDo you buy the beverage package when you cruise?

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