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6 things I got WRONG about taking a river cruise

Emma Cruises
Emma Cruises
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πŸ‘οΈ 49K viewsπŸ“… 7 years ago⏱️ 15:48

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Emma, a cruise blogger and YouTuber, shares her revised perspective on river cruising following a conference in Paris where she toured six different ships. Having previously assumed river cruises were boring, dark, and prohibitively expensive, she explains how her firsthand experience challenged these misconceptions. She notes that while river ships are smaller than ocean liners, they maintain high levels of elegance and glamour. Emma highlights that cabin sizes are comparable to ocean ship balcony cabins and offers luxury amenities like customizable mattress softness. She also addresses her previous beliefs regarding dining flexibility, food quality, and onboard amenities, noting that river cruises offer impressive variety, including buffets and facilities like gyms and pools. While acknowledging that river cruising is more regimented than ocean cruising due to smaller passenger counts, she emphasizes the high quality of service and the constant scenery provided by the river setting. Finally, she discusses the perceived cost, explaining that variety in cruise lines allows for different price points. Emma concludes by announcing her upcoming river cruise with Saga on the Danube, expressing excitement to document the experience for her audience.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

it opened my eyes completely to river cruising and there are so many things that I got completely wrong

the cabins were as big if not bigger than on ocean ships and they were just amazing

I thought that river cruising would be boring completely boring I thought I would be bored out of my brain but what I didn't appreciate is that river cruising is just completely different to ocean cruising

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Don't assume river cruise cabins are small; they can be as big or bigger than ocean balcony cabins.
βœ“River cruises offer included excursions and flexible dining options; research cruise lines that match your preferences.
βœ“Consider river cruising as a comparable experience to luxury ocean cruise areas but often at a better value.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Cabins might be too small β€” Cabins are often as big or bigger than ocean balcony cabins; don't assume you'll be sleeping in a cupboard.
River cruising might be boring β€” River cruising is different from ocean cruising; there's constant scenery and activities, and you don't need constant entertainment.
River cruising is too expensive β€” There's a lot of variety; you can find more affordable options without excursions or with window cabins.

Questions This Creator Answers

QAre river cruise ships dark and dingy?
QAre river cruise cabins small?
QIs river cruising boring?
QIs river cruising too expensive?

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