6 things I'll NEVER do on a Carnival cruise again!

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The creator shares six specific experiences from her travels on Carnival Cruise Line that she intends to avoid in the future. After sailing on the Carnival Celebration, she concludes that she will only choose to sail on the newer Excel class ships to avoid the cramped spaces and outdated designs found on older, smaller vessels. Regarding dining, she states she will no longer eat at the Lido Marketplace buffet due to bland food and lackluster atmosphere, and she will avoid the Fahrenheit 555 steakhouse because of restrictive ordering rules and overcooked food. She also advises against sitting in the obstructed stadium seats during Center Stage shows on Excel class ships, noting that foot traffic and technical equipment block the view. When visiting Cozumel, she learned that Carnival ships dock in locations that make walking to town difficult in the heat, leading her to prefer taxis or excursions instead. Finally, she warns against waiting until the last day of a cruise to attempt weather dependent activities like the ropes course or the Bolt roller coaster, as safety concerns can lead to unexpected closures.
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I will never Sail on Carnival Cruise Lines oldest and smallest ships again
I won't plan to eat in the Lido Marketplace again
I will not watch another Center Stage Show in the obstructed stadium seat
I will never walk into town in Cozumel again
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