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7 Cruises You Should Avoid. No Matter How Tempting They Look!

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👁️ 209K views📅 5 days ago⏱️ 13:06

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Editorial Summary

The creator, an experienced cruiser with over 130 voyages, outlines seven specific types of cruises they avoid or approach with caution. They begin by discussing European river cruises, noting that while they offer organized cultural tours, they can be expensive, repetitive, and subject to unpredictable water levels. The creator also avoids sailing ship cruises because the sails often play a limited role compared to engine power, which diminishes the perceived value. Foreign language cruise lines are another category to approach carefully due to potential communication barriers and differences in social customs. Regarding ship size, the creator stays away from mega ship resort cruises because they prefer diverse ports over onboard attractions and find the large crowds and noise overwhelming. They also advise against tender port heavy itineraries on large ships because weather can cause cancellations and the process of ferrying passengers can significantly reduce exploration time. Furthermore, the creator refuses to book ships with known cabin noise or design issues, emphasizing the importance of selecting quiet locations. Finally, they maintain a wait and see approach toward new ultra-luxury hotel branded yachts due to high costs and uncertain operational stability. The video concludes by mentioning the difficulty of guaranteeing adult-only environments on modern cruise lines.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

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Not Their Favorite
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Solid Strip

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What This Creator Said
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Creator's Key Takeaways

I've done enough cruises, over 130 and counting, to have learned there are seven specific cruises to stay clear of

The negatives of European river cruises often outweigh the positives, especially if you love ocean cruising.

I will not book cruises that are tender port heavy on larger ships.

I avoid cruise ships where I know they have known cabin noise and design issues based on my own experience

Creator's Tips & Advice

Avoid river cruises if you prefer ocean cruising due to limited facilities and repetitive itineraries.
Be cautious with sailing ships as sails may be used more for show than propulsion.
Check for English-speaking passenger ratios on foreign language lines to avoid a draining experience.
Avoid tender-heavy itineraries on large ships to prevent losing exploration time.
Prioritize booking cabins surrounded by other cabins and away from noisy venues to ensure quiet.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Language barriers on international linesOnly book if you are a confident, independent traveler wanting immersion, or if the line offers a unique itinerary.
Mega ship crowds and noiseIf you want a resort experience, these are ideal, but avoid them if you prefer ports over ship amenities.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat types of cruises should travelers avoid?
QWhy are river cruises or sailing ships sometimes disappointing?
QWhat are the risks of tendering in port?
QHow can one avoid cabin noise issues?

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