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9 Things Cruise Lines Don't Want You To Know. And Won't Tell You

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👁️ 1.1M views📅 7 years ago⏱️ 10:41

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The creator provides a detailed overview of various aspects of the cruise industry that travelers may not be aware of before booking. He explains that itinerary ports are not guaranteed and that ships will not wait for passengers who miss the departure time, emphasizing the necessity of travel insurance. The video addresses crime on ships, noting that while reported statistics are low, theft may go unreported. He also discusses environmental practices, explaining how cruise lines manage waste, sewage, and greywater in accordance with maritime regulations. Other topics include the reality of people going overboard, the presence of morgues on board for natural deaths, and the practice of registering ships in foreign countries to benefit from more liberal laws. Finally, the creator warns about strict cancellation policies and the legal implications of the cruise contract, which passengers accept upon purchase. This contract often includes clauses regarding cabin searches, liability for third-party contractors, and the use of passenger images for marketing purposes.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

the first thing that cruise lines don't tell you and don't want you to know is that the ports that are literally on your itinerary are not guaranteed

the cruise ships do not wait for passengers who are late back to the ship

they do dump a lot of stuff into the ocean

their cancellation policies are incredibly tight and very very strict

Creator's Tips & Advice

Make sure you have travel insurance to cover yourself if you are left behind or have a medical issue
Understand the cancellation conditions when you book a cruise
Take up travel insurance that's going to cover cancellations

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Ports may be skippedUnderstand that ports are not guaranteed and plan accordingly
Being left behindEnsure you have travel insurance and make your own plans if left behind
Cancellation penaltiesRead cancellation conditions and get travel insurance that covers cancellations

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the things cruise lines don't tell you?
QWhat should you know before booking a cruise?

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