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A Day Inside Kalahari Resorts MASSIVE Indoor Water Park: Wisconsin Dells 2023

Kyle Pallo
Kyle Pallo
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👁️ 169K views📅 3 years ago⏱️ 18:25

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The creator explores the Kalahari Resort indoor water park in Wisconsin Dells, noting its massive scale and themed atmosphere. After checking out of the Wilderness Resort, the creator discusses the hotel accommodations, specifically mentioning discomfort with the pillows. The vlog follows a morning routine involving a buffet breakfast before heading to the water park, where the indoor temperature is eighty-six degrees despite the freezing outdoor weather. The creator tours various amenities, including the locker rooms, wave pool, lazy river, and several water slides. While experiencing the attractions, the creator notes the presence of a water coaster and discusses the physical sensations of the slides. Due to a minor knee injury, the creator is unable to participate in the extreme drop slides. The visit concludes with a session in the hot tub and a comparison between the Kalahari and the Wilderness Resort, noting that while the Kalahari offers a centrally located water park experience, the Wilderness provides more spread out offerings.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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Creator's Key Takeaways

this is one of my favorite in the world it's very well themed

the pillows Were Somehow just pretty uncomfortable I couldn't really fall asleep

it's practically as big as an Amazon warehouse building it's massive

this is one of the the biggest attractions here in Wisconsin Dells

Creator's Tips & Advice

Get day passes for the water park if you don't stay at the resort
Invest in a head strap for camera equipment on extreme slides

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

water park linesGo early to avoid crowds, lines can get long
camera equipment on slidesUse a head strap for extreme slides for safety

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the experience like inside Kalahari's indoor water park?
QHow does Kalahari compare to the Wilderness resort?

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