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A First Timers Carnival Cruise Horror Story! A Cruise Nightmare!

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👁️ 109K views📅 4 years ago⏱️ 17:33

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Editorial Summary

The creators recount a series of unfortunate events during their first cruise experience in 2008, which ultimately discouraged them from cruising for eleven years. The journey began with a five hour embarkation process in Norfolk, Virginia, followed by a sudden storm that forced passengers to seek shelter in a crowded marketplace. They describe experiencing severe seasickness due to the ship's speed and a lack of preparation with sea bands. During a port visit in Nassau, Bahamas, they encountered various difficulties, including navigating a makeshift water taxi on a fishing boat and dealing with unexpected costs and boredom while trying to find a free beach. Upon returning to the ship, they witnessed a bizarre maintenance situation involving a clogged toilet and later experienced side effects from an acupuncture session that temporarily impaired vision. Their final stop in Freeport was met with disappointment due to the poor condition of their ocean view. The creators conclude by noting that while their initial experience was a waste of money, they have since returned to cruising with better preparation and improved perspectives.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Carnival Cruise Line
Burnt to a Crisp
All-time creator consensus for Carnival Cruise Line
A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleCaribbeanFrom NorfolkFirst-Time Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

we were getting ready to head back to the fish boat and this white van pulls up the door hey get in we'll take you to the boat get in

we were a part of that fiasco then we finally get on board we're on the lido deck you hear about this good old sail away party storm breaks out from out of nowhere

i got up in the middle of the night and i was throwing up everywhere i got a call man and the reason why she got so seasick

Creator's Tips & Advice

Give cruising another shot if you had a bad first experience, but go about it right and be prepared.
Check out the video on how to be better prepared for your next cruise.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

SeasicknessUse sea bands before feeling sick, as they had them but didn't put them on in time.
Excursion costs and reliabilityDo excursions on your own for cheaper, but be cautious of unreliable services like the water taxi.
Embarkation and disembarkation delaysBe prepared for long waits and disorganization, especially from smaller ports like Norfolk.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat was the creator's first cruise experience like?
QWhy did the creator not take another cruise for 11 years?

Topics Covered

Excursions4½ Sad BaconEmbarkation4 Sad BaconDining Main3½ Sad BaconSafety Medical4 Sad BaconDisembarkation3½ Sad BaconPool Deck3½ Sad BaconService Crew2½ Happy BaconValue Pricing4 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Freeport3½ Sad Bacon
Nassau4½ Sad Bacon
Top: Water taxi to Atlantis/free beach
Norfolk4 Sad Bacon
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