A First Timers Carnival Cruise Horror Story! A Cruise Nightmare!

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Editorial Summary
The creators recount a series of unfortunate events during their first cruise experience in 2008, which ultimately discouraged them from cruising for eleven years. The journey began with a five hour embarkation process in Norfolk, Virginia, followed by a sudden storm that forced passengers to seek shelter in a crowded marketplace. They describe experiencing severe seasickness due to the ship's speed and a lack of preparation with sea bands. During a port visit in Nassau, Bahamas, they encountered various difficulties, including navigating a makeshift water taxi on a fishing boat and dealing with unexpected costs and boredom while trying to find a free beach. Upon returning to the ship, they witnessed a bizarre maintenance situation involving a clogged toilet and later experienced side effects from an acupuncture session that temporarily impaired vision. Their final stop in Freeport was met with disappointment due to the poor condition of their ocean view. The creators conclude by noting that while their initial experience was a waste of money, they have since returned to cruising with better preparation and improved perspectives.
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we were getting ready to head back to the fish boat and this white van pulls up the door hey get in we'll take you to the boat get in
we were a part of that fiasco then we finally get on board we're on the lido deck you hear about this good old sail away party storm breaks out from out of nowhere
i got up in the middle of the night and i was throwing up everywhere i got a call man and the reason why she got so seasick
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