America’s NEWEST $1 Billion Cruise Ship IS INSANE | Celebrity Ascent

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The creators explore the Celebrity Ascent, a new Edge class cruise ship, while docked in Nassau. They begin by examining stateroom features, including a safety sensor on the balcony and the ability to control blinds and temperature via a mobile app. The vlog covers various dining experiences, ranging from a breakfast at the Ocean View cafe, which they found somewhat limited, to a visit to the Eden area, which features lush greenery and a unique atmosphere. The creators also participate in street curling on a specialized mat and visit the spa for relaxation and noodles. They describe the ship as luxurious, noting high quality service and unique amenities like the ability to purchase electronics at the photo stand. The tour concludes with a formal dinner at Normandy, where they sample escargot and beef wellington, and an evening watching a martini show. They express a desire to experience the ship in different locations, such as Alaska, due to its impressive architecture and design.
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I'm pretty shocked that that works brand new ship brand new bed how'd you sleep last night no no good not even kidding
I would absolutely love that I would have an early dinner for the first time I need to take this cruise ship to Alaska
this was more of a consolation prize though cuz he felt bad for me and then I'm getting a t-shirt because I got the highest number out the whole everybody out of everybody
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