Carnival Ain't Playing

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The host, Tony, discusses recent developments across major cruise lines, including Norwegian, Royal Caribbean, and Carnival. He begins by highlighting Norwegian Cruise Line's upgrades to Great Stirrup Key in the Bahamas, noting the addition of a pier, swimming pool, water park, and beach club to compete with Royal Caribbean's private island offerings. Tony expresses personal excitement regarding the new swimming pool facilities. The discussion then shifts to Royal Caribbean International, which is breaking ground on a new cruise terminal in Miami. This project aims to alleviate traffic and parking congestion in the area and is designed to meet environmental standards while accommodating up to 7,000 passengers daily, potentially allowing for Oasis class ships to dock. Finally, Tony examines recurring themes from Carnival's brand ambassador, John He, which he jokingly refers to as a secret customer training program. He reviews passenger feedback regarding dining room dress codes, the availability of R-rated comedy on adult-only cruises, trivia prize structures, and the consequences of placing mattresses on balconies. He concludes by inviting viewers to share their opinions on these cruising topics in the comments.
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I've been on cruise ships for over 500 days. I've been on close to 80 cruises, 110 cruise ports or 106.
I'm very excited about a swimming pool at Great Stirup Key. I think that will uh that that's going to be sexy.
I'm calling it the Carnival Customer Training Program, CCTP.
Do you think that on these adults only cruises all the comedy should just be considered rated R or or not?
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