Cruise Lingo Explained

A sea day is when the ship doesn't stop anywhere. Just you, the ocean, and the slow realization that you should have packed less sequins.

A tender is a small boat that takes you to shore when the ship can't dock. It's not a chicken nugget, unless you're very confused or very hungry.

Cabin stewards, magical beings that make sure you have plenty of towels and create a zoo out of washcloths. Respect them. They have magical powers.