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Epic Highs & Unwelcome Lows I Had Cruising the Nile!

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👁️ 1.3M views📅 3 years ago⏱️ 14:43

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Editorial Summary

Gary Bembridge details his eleven day Amma Waterways Nile River cruise, which included three nights in Cairo and a seven night sailing from Luxor to Aswan. He highlights the grandeur of historical sites such as the Giza Pyramids, the Valley of the Kings, and the Abu Simbel temples. He credits the professional Egyptologist guides for preventing tomb fatigue and enriching the experience. The creator also discusses the all inclusive nature of the cruise fare, noting that it covers transfers, meals, and various excursions. However, he shares several significant challenges, including extreme noise from ship engines while docked, which forced him to sleep on a bathroom floor to find quiet. He describes the intense crowds at popular tourist locations and the persistent nature of local vendors. Additionally, he addresses concerns regarding food and water safety to avoid illness, as well as the heavy presence of military and police security throughout the trip. Ultimately, he concludes that while the trip was amazing, travelers should consider booking midship cabins to avoid engine noise and rely on organized tour bubbles for safety and guidance.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for AmaWaterways
A Nibble
All-time creator consensus for AmaWaterways
Seriously Tasty

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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Asia · 11 nightsFrom CairoVeteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

it never crossed my mind that I would have to sleep on the bathroom floor on my Amma waterways Nile river cruise

the absolute best sites were on the cruise itself at the start in Luxor we visited the Valley of the Queens

the vendors are pushy they get in your face and are incredibly persistent

I found traveling in the emerald ways kind of bubble alleviated most of that because we always had someone with us to Shepherd us around

Creator's Tips & Advice

Book midship cabins to avoid engine noise
Use hand gel and bottled water to avoid upset stomach
Aim to pay only about 30% of initial vendor asking price

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Upset stomachUse hand gel, bottled water, avoid ice and salad, only eat peeled/cooked food
Safety and securityStay in the guided bubble, follow cruise manager advice on photos and equipment

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs a Nile River Cruise worth it?
QWhat are the highs and lows of cruising the Nile?
QHow to cope with heat and safety concerns?

Topics Covered

Excursions2½ Happy BaconService Crew3 Happy BaconValue Pricing1 Happy BaconItinerary Route1½ Happy BaconCrowd Capacity3½ Sad BaconShip Condition2 Sad BaconCabin Interior3 Sad BaconPort Destination2 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Aswan3½ Happy Bacon
Top: Philae Temple
Cairo2 Happy Bacon
Top: Giza Pyramids and Sphinx
Edfu2½ Happy Bacon
Top: Temple of Horus
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