EVERY Disneyland Ride RANKED Worst to Best in 2023
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The creator provides a personal ranking of every ride at Disneyland, ordered from least favorite to most favorite. The list begins with the Disneyland monorail, which the creator classifies more as transportation than a ride. He discusses various attractions, noting that some, like Chip and Dale's Gadget Coaster, may not be worth their current long wait times. The creator expresses a dislike for spinning rides due to motion sickness, which affects his placement of the Mad Tea Party, Astro Orbiter, and Dumbo the Flying Elephant. As the list progresses into the top tier, he highlights favorites such as the Millennium Falcon Smugglers Run and the Indiana Jones Adventure. He notes that the Haunted Mansion is a high-ranking attraction, particularly when it features a Halloween overlay. The top five attractions include Pirates of the Caribbean, Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway, the Jungle Cruise, and Space Mountain. The creator concludes that Star Wars Rise the Resistance is the best ride at the park due to its unparalleled level of immersion.
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I've placed it at the bottom because it's more of a mode of transportation than a ride but you can definitely treat it as one
I actually really love Davy Crockett's Explorer canoes and I wish I could rank it a little higher
I love that it receives a Halloween overlay that just pushes this ride to the next level and gives us two different rides in one each and every year
Jungle cruises dry humor just resonates so well with me on a personal level I can't explain it
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