Every Magic Kingdom Ride Ranked | Best & Worst Attractions
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Starting off our list at number 22 is Tomorrowland Speedway. Nothing about this screams innovated or tomorrow. It's hot, loud, and smelly.
It's a long ride. Just plug your ears. There you go. I'm surprised it ranked 18 to be honest. That seems kind of high.
If you're looking for fast and refurbished and beautiful and fun, this is the ride for you.
This is definitely our favorite ride. Love this ride. so much fun because of all the different jokes and it changes every time that you ride it.
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Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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We finally did it... we ranked every ride at Magic Kingdom—and let's just say, not everyone is going to agree with us. From iconic classics like Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Space Mountain to newer attractions like TRON Lightcycle / Run and Tiana's Bayou Adventure, we're sharing our honest opinions on where every attraction belongs. Some rides were easy to rank. Others... might get us kicked out of Disney Facebook groups. 😅 Whether you're planning your next Walt Disney World vacation or just want to tell us how wrong we are, we'd love to hear your rankings in the comments! In this video you'll see: • Every Magic Kingdom ride ranked • Our favorite attractions • The most overrated and underrated rides • Disney hot takes • Magic Kingdom planning tips • Our final ride rankings Professional Weekenders covers theme parks, travel, cruises, and real experiences—with honest reviews, practical tips, and just enough controversial opinions to keep things interesting. VIDEO GEAR WE USE (Amazon Affiliate Links) Water Bottle (Iron Flask): https://amzn.to/3TdHnu7 Microphones (DJI Mics): https://amzn.to/40vqDSU GoPro Hero 13: https://amzn.to/3UkL3KJ Camera (Canon EOS M6 Mark II – Body): https://amzn.to/44ItuID 360 Camera (Insta360 X5): https://amzn.to/43q87Na Drone (DJI Mini Pro 4): https://amzn.to/4ptAd2h As an Amazon Associate we earn a small commission on qualifying purchases. TRAVEL DEALS & RECOMMENDATIONS Book a Hotel (Ad): https://prf.hn/click/camref:1101lAE5g/pubref:Weekenders Viator Trips (Ad): https://www.viator.com/?pid=P00144184&mcid=42383&medium=link&campaign=Weekenders SAVE MONEY ON GAS WITH UPSIDE (Ad) Referral Code: EGHBFW Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/upside-cash-back-gas-food/id1099997174 Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.upside.consumer.android OUR OTHER CHANNELS Weekenders on the Water: https://www.youtube.com/@WeekendersontheWater Weekender Rides: https://www.youtube.com/@WeekenderRides CONTACT US professionalweekenders.contact@gmail.com INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/ProfessionalWeekendersVlog AFFILIATE DISCLOSURE Some links are affiliate links and we may earn a commission at no cost to you. Thanks for supporting the channel.