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First Time in Malta! Exploring Valletta & Mdina + Epic Cruise Ship Pool Party-Celebrity Ascent Vlog

The Knightstrider
The Knightstrider
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👁️ 39K views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 1:14:25

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Editorial Summary

The creators document a day of independent exploration in Malta during a cruise stop. After docking in Valletta, they utilize a local lift to reach the historic upper section of the city. They opt for a traditional wooden boat ride to view the massive fortified walls from the water before exploring the local streets and enjoying coffee at a local pub. The vlog highlights several key sites, including the Upper Barrakka Gardens, St. John's Co-Cathedral, and a noble family home featuring underground air raid shelters. The travelers also visit an indoor food market and take a Bolt taxi to the silent city of Mdina, where they explore historical streets and visit a cafe with panoramic views. They note the filming locations used in Game of Thrones and conclude their land excursion by visiting the Valletta fortifications. The day ends back on the ship with a sunset dinner and a pool party featuring a DJ and light effects. The creators conclude that getting off the ship early and using ride-sharing apps are effective ways to experience the destination while avoiding high costs.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Celebrity Ascent
Bacon Bliss
All-time creator consensus for Celebrity Ascent
Solid Strip

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator RecommendsCruise VlogCasual Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleMediterraneanFirst-Time Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

This is one of the nicest cruise stops I've ever done.

Probably the best day I've ever had on a cruise so far.

Get up and off the ship as soon as you can.

Do not miss that night on the ship. It is definitely a must-do.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Get off the ship as early as possible to avoid crowds and maximize exploration time.
Use the Bolt app for taxis instead of regular white taxis to save money and avoid being ripped off.
Download the Bolt app for reliable and affordable transportation in Malta.
Visit St. John's Cathedral in the morning to avoid crowds and appreciate the interior.
Watch the sail away from Valletta for spectacular views.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Getting lost in VallettaUse the Bolt app for taxis and follow local directions; it's easy to navigate once you get your bearings.
Overcrowding later in the dayGet off the ship early to explore when it's quieter and more enjoyable.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is there to do in Valletta and Mdina on a cruise stop?
QHow can I explore Malta affordably and avoid tourist traps?
QWhat is the best way to get around Malta?
QWhat are the must-see sights in Valletta?
QWhat is the atmosphere like on the Celebrity Ascent cruise ship?

Topics Covered

Excursions4 Happy BaconValue Pricing3½ Happy BaconPool Deck4½ Happy BaconEntertainment Nightlife4½ Happy BaconDining Buffet4 Happy BaconService Crew3½ Happy BaconShip Condition3½ Happy BaconItinerary Route4½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Mdina4½ Happy Bacon
Valletta4½ Happy Bacon
Top: Traditional dgħajsa boat ride (€3 each way (€6 total, gave €7))
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