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Editorial Summary

The creators provide a comprehensive review of their seven night sailing aboard the Holland America Line ship, the new Statin Dam. They address several preconceived notions regarding the cruise line, specifically noting that the passenger demographic was more diverse and younger than the expected average age of 67. The reviewers found the onboard atmosphere to be lively and dance oriented rather than snooty or standoffish. They highlight the contemporary design of the ship and the high quality of the specialty dining, particularly the fresh fish program and affordable steakhouse options. However, they express disappointment with the fast casual food quality and the lack of craft cocktails at standard bars. While the service was generally excellent, they noted issues with room service phone connectivity and inconsistent bar service. The creators conclude that Holland America is ideal for travelers who value fine dining and live music, such as the Music Walk, but may not suit those seeking Broadway style theatrical shows or a heavy party atmosphere. They express a clear intention to sail with the line again.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Nieuw Statendam
Seriously Tasty
All-time creator consensus for Nieuw Statendam
Solid Strip

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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❀️ Best for CoupleCaribbean · Spring · 7 nightsFirst-Time Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

we just got back from our first ever Holland America Line Cruise and let me tell you it was not what we expected

we were shocked to see that overall people were dressed more casual but in a smart casual or Chic way

the prices for specialty dining started as low as 19 a person

the music walk consisted of multiple music venues including BB King's Jazz Club the Rolling Stone Rock room and billboard on board

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book a mixology class for a craft cocktail experience
βœ“Arrive early for mixology classes to get a seat

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

demographic and age of passengers β€” It depends on when you cruise; spring break on a newer ship had younger demographics
formality and dress code β€” Smart casual is acceptable; no need for tuxedos

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the honest review of Holland America Line?
QWho is Holland America Line for?
QWould the creators cruise Holland America Line again?

Topics Covered

Dining Main4 Happy BaconDining Specialty4Β½ Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks1Β½ Sad BaconEntertainment Shows2Β½ Sad BaconEntertainment Nightlife4Β½ Happy BaconService Crew3 Happy BaconShip Condition4 Happy BaconPool Deck1 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Puerto Plata4 Happy Bacon
Top: tour in Puerto Plata
Turks and Caicos3Β½ Happy Bacon
Top: private beach lounge
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