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Editorial Summary

The creators provide a detailed review of their experience aboard the Carnival Miracle, noting a significant gap between the cruise line's branding and the actual onboard reality. The journey began with a three-hour embarkation delay in Lisbon characterized by poor communication and a lack of management presence. Upon entering their assigned balcony cabin, the travelers encountered extreme cleanliness issues, including biological waste and mold, which they described as the dirtiest cabin they had ever seen. Following an escalation to the hotel director, the passengers were moved to an ocean suite and issued a full refund. While the creators praised the exceptional customer service provided by the hotel director and found the ocean suite to be a comfortable, well-equipped environment, they remained critical of the ship's overall atmosphere. They noted that the decor was overwhelming and disorienting, the casino smoke permeated much of the ship, and daytime entertainment was notably sparse. While the main dining room food was surprisingly high quality and the Wi-Fi was reliable, the creators concluded that the ship felt budget and lacked the vibrancy expected from a major cruise line.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Carnival Miracle
Burnt to a Crisp
All-time creator consensus for Carnival Miracle
A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship Review🥈Expert Creator
❤️ Best for CoupleCaribbean · 7 nightsFrom LisbonVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

This was without doubt the dirtiest cruise ship cabin we've ever stayed in.

Pubic hairs on the bedside table and the bed. Mold and bacteria growing in the soap dish in the shower.

The sheer effort and thought that must have gone into making this the most hideous ship we've ever set foot on is remarkable.

We have never been on a ship where cigarette smoke has been so constant and overpowering.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Avoid booking Carnival Miracle if cleanliness is a priority.
Consider upgrading to an ocean suite for a better experience.
Purchase internet packages before sailing to save money.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Cabin cleanlinessRequest a cabin inspection or upgrade upon arrival.
Ship layout confusionAllow extra time to navigate; use visual cues if available.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the cleanliness standard on Carnival Miracle?
QIs the ship worth the price for the experience?
QHow does Carnival's entertainment compare to other cruise lines?

Topics Covered

Embarkation5 Sad BaconShip Condition5 Sad BaconService Crew2½ Sad BaconValue Pricing4 Sad BaconCabin Interior5 Sad BaconCabin Suite3 Happy BaconDining Main3 Happy BaconEntertainment Casino4½ Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

La Havre2½ Happy Bacon
Top: Tour excursion to Paris
Lisbon4½ Sad Bacon
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