I hate these things about a cruise

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Matt from Royal Caribbean Blog shares several frustrations he experiences despite his long history of cruising. He begins by discussing the poor quality of single ply toilet paper, noting that maritime plumbing requirements necessitate this specific type. He then addresses the inconveniences of group shore excursions, citing slow pacing and wasted time as primary issues. The creator expresses frustration with rude passengers, particularly those who disrespect crew members, and criticizes the post-cruise survey system for using Net Promoter Scores that pressure guests to provide perfect ratings to avoid penalizing staff. He also explains how the Passenger Vessel Services Act limits itinerary options by requiring foreign port calls for certain cruises. Personal discomforts like sunburns and seasickness are mentioned as preventable but unpleasant realities. Finally, he argues that gratuities should be integrated into the base cruise fare rather than being listed as optional add-ons, suggesting this would be more transparent and better protect crew members. He concludes by stating that while these issues exist, they can be mitigated and do not stop him from enjoying cruises.
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the toilet paper is absolutely terrible it's single ply it's about as comfortable as newspaper and it's just not great
passengers that are rude to crew members my goodness I get so irate about this
anything below it's 10 or a perfect score is a fail which is a real problem
the gratuities are compulsory let's face it you're going to pay the gratuities for it
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