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I hate these things about a cruise

Royal Caribbean Blog
Royal Caribbean Blog
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πŸ‘οΈ 113K viewsπŸ“… 2 years ago⏱️ 14:31

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Editorial Summary

Matt from Royal Caribbean Blog shares several frustrations he experiences despite his long history of cruising. He begins by discussing the poor quality of single ply toilet paper, noting that maritime plumbing requirements necessitate this specific type. He then addresses the inconveniences of group shore excursions, citing slow pacing and wasted time as primary issues. The creator expresses frustration with rude passengers, particularly those who disrespect crew members, and criticizes the post-cruise survey system for using Net Promoter Scores that pressure guests to provide perfect ratings to avoid penalizing staff. He also explains how the Passenger Vessel Services Act limits itinerary options by requiring foreign port calls for certain cruises. Personal discomforts like sunburns and seasickness are mentioned as preventable but unpleasant realities. Finally, he argues that gratuities should be integrated into the base cruise fare rather than being listed as optional add-ons, suggesting this would be more transparent and better protect crew members. He concludes by stating that while these issues exist, they can be mitigated and do not stop him from enjoying cruises.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

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A Nibble
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A Nibble

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What This Creator Said
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Veteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

the toilet paper is absolutely terrible it's single ply it's about as comfortable as newspaper and it's just not great

passengers that are rude to crew members my goodness I get so irate about this

anything below it's 10 or a perfect score is a fail which is a real problem

the gratuities are compulsory let's face it you're going to pay the gratuities for it

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Bring cream or splurge for a suite with a bidet to deal with poor toilet paper
βœ“Book private excursions or do things on your own instead of group shore excursions
βœ“Take medication or homeopathic treatments to prevent seasickness
βœ“Reapply sunscreen regularly to prevent sunburn

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Toilet paper quality β€” It's not a dealbreaker, just bring your own supplies or use a bidet suite
Getting seasick β€” Cruise ships are very stable; bring medication just in case but don't worry excessively
Group tours being slow β€” Consider private excursions or exploring ports on your own

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the downsides of cruising?
QHow do I avoid the downsides of group shore excursions?
QWhy is the toilet paper on cruise ships so bad?
QHow does the Net Promoter Score survey affect crew members?

Topics Covered

Service Crew4 Happy BaconExcursions3 Sad BaconValue Pricing2Β½ Sad BaconBooking Process3Β½ Sad BaconCabin Suite2Β½ Happy BaconSafety Medical4 Sad BaconPool Deck2Β½ Sad Bacon

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Boston1 Happy Bacon
Cape Liberty1 Happy Bacon
Hawaii1 Happy Bacon
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