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I Paid $20 With Bilt Credits… And Still Felt Ripped Off — Miami River Inn

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👁️ 37 views📅 3 weeks ago⏱️ 5:29
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Creator's Key Takeaways

I think this is the first hotel video I've said that to give such a negative review of this one small room

Even a Hyatt Place or a Hilton Garden in more spacious than this.

I probably would not return here. I think this is the first hotel video I've said that

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs the Miami River Inn a good place to stay before a cruise?
QWhat is the room size and layout at the Miami River Inn?
QAre there elevators at the Miami River Inn?

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YouTube Video Description

Needed a quick two-night stay near the Miami cruise port before a Virgin Voyages sailing. Found the Miami River Inn by Renzy and used $300 in Bilt credits to bring it down to just $20 out of pocket. Sounds great — until you see the room. Tiny space, no elevator, loud music until 1am, no complimentary breakfast, and a bathroom you have to shimmy into. First hotel I've genuinely not recommended on this channel. Here's the full honest review so you don't make the same mistake. #MiamiRiverInn #MiamiHotel #HotelReview #BiltRewards #BiltCredit #CruisePortMiami #VirginVoyages #HonestReview #BadHotel #TravelTips #MiamiTravel #BudgetTravel #PointsAndMiles #HotelFail #TravelWarning #PreCruiseHotel #FloridaTravel #HotelTips #TravelHacks