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I Spend 48hrs On A Worst Rated Cruise!

Walk With Me Tim
Walk With Me Tim
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👁️ 1.8M views📅 1 years ago⏱️ 38:56

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Editorial Summary

The creator documents a 48-hour experience aboard a Margaritaville at Sea cruise, which is noted for its low ratings. After checking in and receiving a cashless cruise card, the creator explores the ship's amenities, including the buffet, the steakhouse, and the Grand Terrace suite. While the suite offered a spacious layout and a balcony, the creator noted several issues such as stained furniture, low water pressure, and loud noise from passengers and engine machinery. The cruise includes a stop in Grand Bahama, though the creator observes that the docking area is not particularly scenic. Throughout the trip, the creator highlights frequent upselling of drink packages, excursions, and specialty dining. Observations regarding the ship's condition include dirty pool areas, old furniture, and a lack of safety signage near ongoing maintenance work. Despite these drawbacks, the creator concludes that the staff were friendly and the entertainment, specifically a theater show, was impressive. The experience is described as a mix of decent dining and service contrasted with aging facilities and significant noise levels.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship Review🥉Knowledgeable Creator
Caribbean · 2 nightsFrom FloridaFirst-Time Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

I'm about to spend 48 hours on what some people call the worst cruise ever.

So, just checked in. I should say this is my first ever cruise.

I was expecting the worst, but my room itself was fine.

The food was okay. Actually, I didn't think it was that bad.

Creator's Tips & Advice

Bring earplugs due to noise from other passengers and ship vibrations.
Consider booking a basic room to save money, as the suite had issues.
Be prepared for upselling on drinks, excursions, and photos.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Feeling seasick or uncomfortable with ship movementThe ship moves quite a lot; be prepared for a surreal experience.
Not knowing where to go on boardThere were few representatives to guide passengers; ask staff for directions.

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs this the worst rated cruise?
QWhat is it like to take a first ever cruise on this ship?
QWhat are the pros and cons of the Margaritaville At Sea Paradise?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition2½ Sad BaconEmbarkation1½ Sad BaconService Crew3 Happy BaconPool Deck3½ Sad BaconCrowd Capacity1 Happy BaconValue Pricing2 Sad BaconBooking Process½ Happy BaconItinerary Route1 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Grand Bahama2 Sad Bacon
Top: Jet ski experience ($249)
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Meh — no strong opinion either way

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