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I Stayed in The Cheapest Cabin on a 'Luxury' River Cruise

Emma Cruises
Emma Cruises
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πŸ‘οΈ 572K viewsπŸ“… 1 years ago⏱️ 12:17

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Editorial Summary

The creator reviews a week-long stay in a Classic cabin on the SS Lenia, a luxury river cruise ship sailing from Venice. This specific cabin is located on deck one and is situated almost entirely underwater, featuring windows positioned at the waterline. The creator notes that while the cruise line describes the decor as elegant and nostalgic, the cabin features an intense, all-over pattern on the walls, floor, ceiling, and furniture following a 2020 refurbishment. Despite the bold design, the creator finds the room fairly spacious and appreciates the high-quality, heavy furniture and effective air conditioning. Some drawbacks are identified, including the inability to separate the twin beds due to fixed furniture, flickering lights, and a bathroom door that is camouflaged by the wall pattern. The creator also observes that water splashing over the windows during transit can make the room quite dark. Ultimately, the creator concludes that while the cabin felt like style over substance in certain aspects, the experience was peaceful, the bedding was comfortable, and the overall value was acceptable given the sale price paid.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Uniworld River Cruises
Barely Crispy
All-time creator consensus for Uniworld River Cruises
Seriously Tasty

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship ReviewπŸ…Authority Creator
πŸ‘¦ Best for Family (Teens)Other Β· 7 nightsFrom Venice

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Creator's Key Takeaways

I stayed here for a week with my Dad I'm not sure they're the words I would necessarily use

the cheapest and smallest cabin on the cruise was called classic and that sounded good to me

I was not prepared for the cabin though I'm not sure that I really have the words to describe this room

I paid 1,998 which is around $2,600 for this cruise for the week that is based on two people sharing this cabin

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book the cheapest cabin to save money if you don't mind limited space and no fresh air
βœ“Check if beds can separate if traveling with someone else
βœ“Be prepared for pattern-heavy decor if sensitive to visual stimuli

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

claustrophobia due to single entry/exit β€” Hope not to feel claustrophobic, as there was only one way into and out of the cabin
water splashing over windows β€” Did not bother me, but could scare some people

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is it like to stay in the cheapest cabin on a luxury river cruise?
QIs the cabin worth the price?
QWhat are the pros and cons of an underwater cabin?

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