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I Took An Alaskan Cruise And I Was Disappointed (BEWARE)

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The Shiplife
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πŸ‘οΈ 269K viewsπŸ“… 3 years ago⏱️ 16:25

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Editorial Summary

The creator provides a detailed review of a seven night Alaskan cruise aboard the Carnival Luminosa, expressing significant disappointment regarding the value for the four thousand dollar price tag. While praising the natural beauty of Alaska, the creator highlights several issues with the ship itself, including inadequate electrical outlets, a malfunctioning heater, and inconsistent toilet flushing. The reviewer notes that the ship, which was formerly part of the Costa cruises line, lacks the traditional Carnival atmosphere and features subpar food options that serve as imitations of popular Carnival brands. Operational frustrations are also noted, such as a lack of porters during embarkation and a chaotic tender process in Juneau that caused delays. The creator compares this experience unfavorably to a similarly priced Royal Caribbean cruise, concluding that the Luminosa did not live up to the expectations of a refurbished vessel. Despite these grievances, the creator enjoyed specific excursions like dog sledding and plans to review other Carnival ships in the future.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Carnival Luminosa
Seriously Soggy
All-time creator consensus for Carnival Luminosa
A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator Warns AgainstFull Ship ReviewπŸ…Authority Creator
Alaska Β· Summer Β· 7 nightsFrom SeattleVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

I have to admit my time on board the ship was well disappointing

the price that I would pay for this seven night Alaskan cruise would be 3 900

the food was absolutely mid-tier at best

I was extremely disappointed if I had known this I wouldn't have even sailed on that ship

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Consider booking excursions with flexibility in case of schedule changes
βœ“Be aware that refurbished ships may not have all the expected amenities

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Ship not living up to hype as refurbished β€” Research ship specifics and don't assume 'refurbished' means all amenities are updated
Food venues different from expected Carnival standards β€” Be prepared for alternative versions of popular Carnival eateries

Questions This Creator Answers

QWas the Carnival Luminosa worth the price for an Alaskan cruise?
QWhat are the differences between Carnival and Royal Caribbean for similar itineraries?
QWhat should first-time cruisers know about Carnival's Costa-hybrid ships?

Topics Covered

Value Pricing4 Sad BaconShip Condition4Β½ Sad BaconService Crew2Β½ Sad BaconExcursions1Β½ Sad BaconDining Specialty3Β½ Sad BaconEntertainment Nightlife3 Sad BaconLoyalty ProgramMehItinerary Route2 Sad Bacon

Port Highlights

Ketchikan1Β½ Sad Bacon
Top: Lumberjack Show ($51)
Juneau3Β½ Sad Bacon
Top: Mendenhall Glacier visit
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