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I tried the CHEAPEST Carnival Cruise I could find (Only $33 per Day) Carnival Valor

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πŸ‘οΈ 154K viewsπŸ“… 1 years ago⏱️ 18:17

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Editorial Summary

The creator documents a five night Western Caribbean cruise aboard the Carnival Valor, departing from New Orleans. After describing the ship as a Conquest class vessel with early 2000s era decor, the creator reviews a guaranteed stateroom, noting that while the bed was comfortable, the bathroom showed significant signs of age. The journey includes a scenic sailaway through the Mississippi River and various dining experiences, ranging from a disappointing initial buffet visit to a positive midday brunch and the free Carnival Deli. During port stops, the creator visits an all inclusive resort in Cozumel and explores the long pier at Progresso. While walking along a beach in Progresso, the creator experiences a brief confrontation with what appeared to be Mexican police after climbing steps to view a statue. Ultimately, the creator concludes that despite the older decor and some navigation challenges on the ship, the cruise offers a fun and relevant experience if the price is right.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Carnival Valor
Solid Strip
All-time creator consensus for Carnival Valor
A Nibble

This review is more positive than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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🧍 Best for SoloCaribbean · 5 nightsFrom New OrleansVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

I paid for this cruise from my own pocket using a Casino promotional rate

the buffet turned things around throughout the rest of the cruise I think I must have just gotten there at a busy time maybe during shift change because the rest of the time it was perfect

the ship itself overall was in reasonable condition given its age I think that Carnival is doing a good job at keeping the Valor relevant and fun

one that I would recommend you trying if the price is right

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Prepare your luggage tags ahead of time using the midships Amazon store
βœ“If the buffet looks unappealing, try the Carnival Deli for free sandwiches
βœ“Bring cash for street vendors in Mexico

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Seeing a water spout from the ship β€” These are fairly common to see from cruise ships but might be worrisome for people who haven't cruised much

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs the cheapest Carnival Cruise worth it?
QWhat is the dining experience like on Carnival Valor?
QWhat are the port experiences in Progresso and KML Mexico?

Topics Covered

Dining Buffet2 Happy BaconDining Main3 Happy BaconService Crew2Β½ Happy BaconShip Condition2 Happy BaconValue Pricing1Β½ Happy BaconCabin Interior1 Happy BaconEntertainment Nightlife2Β½ Happy BaconEntertainment Casino1Β½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Cozumel3Β½ Happy Bacon
Top: Mr. Sanchos All-Inclusive Resort ($55-60)
KML Mexico3 Happy Bacon
Top: Mr. Sanchos All-Inclusive Resort ($55-$60 for the day)
New Orleans2Β½ Happy Bacon
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