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Living on Cruise Ships: Our Top 5 Caribbean Ports Ranked & Roasted (We Did NOT Agree 😳🚒🌴)

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What This Creator Said
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Creator's Key Takeaways

We both live FULL TIME on cruise ships… so you’d think our favorite Caribbean ports would match, right?

We have no idea what the other has picked. So, we're going to reveal to each other and go over it

It's a US territory, so you can use your phone. You can also use US currency.

Nature on the island on St. Kits is really really nice. It reminds me a lot of Hawaii.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Check if your port is a US territory to avoid international phone/data charges
βœ“Use tender ports as an opportunity for a free excursion
βœ“Walk around downtown areas to find hidden gems and local culture
βœ“Visit the port amenities first before exploring further out

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Phone usage abroad β€” Choose US territory ports like San Juan or Charlotte Amalie to use your phone without international charges
Getting around β€” Many ports are very walkable from the ship, with water taxis available in places like St. Martin

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat are the best Caribbean cruise ports?
QWhich Caribbean ports are most walkable?
QWhat makes a port good for full-time cruisers?
QHow do US territory ports differ from international ones?

Topics Covered

Port Destination4 Happy BaconValue Pricing3 Happy BaconExcursions3Β½ Happy BaconService Crew3 Happy BaconItinerary Route4 Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Bise City4Β½ Happy Bacon
Charlotte Amalie4Β½ Happy Bacon
Top: 99 Steps walk
Philipsburg St. Martin4 Happy Bacon
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YouTube Video Description↓

We both live FULL TIME on cruise ships… so you’d think our favorite Caribbean ports would match, right? πŸ˜…πŸš’ In this video, we reveal our Top 5 Caribbean cruise ports to each other in real time, rank them individually, and then compare our listsβ€”complete with banter, surprises, and a few strong opinions. From stunning beaches and walkable port towns to food, culture, and overall cruise vibes, we break down why each port made our list and what makes it special for cruise travelers. Whether you’re planning your next Caribbean cruise or just love cruise ship life, this one’s for you. βš“ Ports discussed include: beaches, excursions, food, walkability, and overall cruise experience Let us know in the commentsβ€”what’s YOUR favorite Caribbean cruise port and why? πŸ‘ Like the video if you love cruise content 🚒 Subscribe for more full-time cruise ship life πŸ”” Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next sailing!