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Onboard a River Cruise sailing on the Rhine River from Amsterdam

TheRiverCruiseLady - Videos
TheRiverCruiseLady - Videos
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👁️ 11K views📅 7 years ago⏱️ 9:18
What This Creator Said
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OtherFrom AmsterdamVeteran Cruiser

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Creator's Key Takeaways

best shower so far of any ocean or river cruise line that I've been on it was just the the water pressure it was just amazing

it's a lovely epic area up here to sit we've got couches chairs just a beautiful expansive area never busy it was just great

the most nice thing about river cruising is that usually the captain's bridge is they have an open door policy

Creator's Tips & Advice

Check the website for a copy of the deck plan as it may be hard to see in the video.

🆕New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Storage for long tripsIf staying for two weeks, clothes can feel squished in the petite suites; look for suites with more drawer space.

Questions This Creator Answers

QWhat is the difference between the Petite Suite and the Deluxe Suite on the Crystal Mahler?
QHow does the pop-up bar work when sailing under low bridges?
QWhat are the dining options available on the ship?

Topics Covered

Cabin Suite3½ Happy BaconDining Buffet4½ Happy BaconDining Bars Drinks4 Happy BaconSpa Fitness2½ Happy BaconService Crew4½ Happy Bacon

Port Highlights

Amsterdam
Burne Castle (Moselle River)4½ Happy Bacon
Top: Walking to the castle
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YouTube Video Description

Join Linda the River Cruise Lady as she tours you through the Crystal Mahler as they sail out of Amsterdam. Includes a look at the cabins, deck, food displays and more! Unfortunately Crystal Cruises has now gone out of business but I've decided to leave this video up in case the ship gets bought by another line. www.therivercruiselady.com https://youtu.be/R15WrpY99Po