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Editorial Summary

The creators provide an in-depth review of the P&O Britannia, a large cruise ship that joined the fleet in 2015. They evaluate several key aspects of the onboard experience, beginning with accommodations. They note that cabins are clean, practical, and well-maintained, though they warn that balcony sizes are small and some deck eight balconies are obstructed. Regarding dining, the reviewers praise the quality of the main dining room food and the variety at specialty venues like The Glass House and Beach House. However, they report significant issues with the afternoon tea at Epicurean due to poor dietary management and express frustration over the difficulty of booking specialty restaurants caused by crew shortages. Service is described as underwhelming and understaffed, which the creators link to broader industry crewing challenges. They also critique the expensive and restrictive drinks packages and the lack of a nightly turndown service. While they find the entertainment and ship decor to be high quality, they conclude that the combination of rising prices, service declines, and ship layout quirks makes them hesitant to return to P&O cruises in the near future.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Britannia
Barely Crispy
All-time creator consensus for Britannia
A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
Creator Had Mixed FeelingsFull Ship ReviewπŸ₯ˆExpert Creator
Veteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

P&O Britannia is a massive ship, and features an astounding array of venues and amenities onboard

the main dining served up some really great dishes while we were on board

the service in the main dining rooms wasn't the best but it was clear that they were definitely understaffed

the experience has severely depreciated

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Book on a select fare to choose your cabin rather than a guaranteed basis
βœ“Avoid balcony cabins on deck 8 if you don't want an obstructed view
βœ“Use the my holiday app to book tables at the glass house when specialty dining is full

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Large ship size β€” Factor this into your decision if you don't like larger modern cruise ships
Balcony cabin sizes β€” Consider the size of the balcony before booking, as they lack depth

Questions This Creator Answers

QWould we go back on Britannia?
QWhat are the key elements of a cruise that matter to you?
QHow does the dining and service compare to other cruise lines?

Topics Covered

Ship Condition3 Happy BaconCrowd Capacity2 Sad BaconService Crew2Β½ Sad BaconValue Pricing2Β½ Sad BaconDining Specialty1 Happy BaconSpa Fitness1Β½ Sad BaconDrink Package4 Sad BaconCabin Balcony1 Happy Bacon
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